#th. ash.

❝ look, mandy— can i call you mandy? that doesn't matter right now, we can work out pet names for each other later when deadites aren't trying to kill us... yeah, that's a good plan. what does matter is: i've got a chainsaw, a shotgun, and 30 years of pent-up anger toward these bastards! papa wants to slash 'em, so let him slash 'em and save the earth in the process! ❞