#tgokurt

Oh, hm. Okay. Well. Let’s see...

(F)uck: Blaine, I guess. He’s cute, even though he wears too much hair gel.(M)arry: Sebastian, of course. I’ve known him forever and he’s the sweetest. Plus, I think both our families would like if our awesome family trees merged. And we’d have the most gorgeous children.(K)iss: Ew. Kurt. He’s a Greaser and I guess I coulda left it kill because of that, but I still don’t like killing people.

FINN: Hey man, I was wondering if you think I should pick up something to make for dinner? The garage is slowing down, and I figured that both mom and dad are exhausted from the week.

Dani: how bad is it?

Dani: shit kurt. are you and the rents okay? can I do anything?

.. Do people even say ‘down with the times’ anymore?

Apparently she did. She showed me her Twitter account and everything. Three whole tweets and one follower. It was such an accomplishment.

Vodka. How is that even a question.

I figured you would be one to go vodka rather than whiskey. But do you remember what happened last time you had a little too much? I’m fairly certain I have video somewhere from that night of you rapping Gangsta’s Paradise. Or -- as you rapped it -- Greaser’s Paradise. Y’ know -- after Angel and I took advantage of your inebriation like the good friends that we are and convinced you to do so.