I'M JUDGED BY MY WILD IMAGE A LOT.

First and foremost, I’m not apologizing for my LOA. I hate explaining myself when I don’t have to and I also really don’t feel like it. As for where I disappeared off to…I decided to try out the spa retreat thing Kitty always goes on about and it was pretty awesome. Cant find much to complain about when a bunch of women can’t keep their hands off of me.

Obviously I’m going to need an update. Stupid question: Anyone get in a fight lately?

Why would anyone have gotten in a fight? With your LOA, there was no one frustrating enough to deck in the face. Excluding Sebastian and Hunter. Though I think that they’ve been frustrating long enough that I’m slowly beginning to get used to it.

Valentines day is so depressing, I don’t even get why it’s a holiday. The only good thing that comes out of it is all the sugary treats that it brings. I don’t know why it gets so much hype when really all it brings it the constant reminder that love is a bunch of bullshit. That being said, if anyone wants to get me some candy, I wouldn’t turn it away.

Depressing? You really think so? I mean, I agree that they hype it way too much, but, hey. What can ya’ do? I like to think that Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to celebrate romantic love solely. We can use it as an opportunity to show our friends our love and appreciation. More than usual. With candy. What kind of candy would you like? I’ll make it happen.

Valentine’s Day is coming up and you guys know what that means! No, not more money going to silly card companies who want people to feel bad because they don’t have a date. It means…Time to create all the incredible treats! Cookies, chocolate, red velvet and cinnamon everything.

It’ll be great.

That’s what I’m talkin’ about! Does that mean I get cookies? Because I’d be happy to take some off your hands if you happen to bake too many.

Whether you won some money tonight or not, I’ll be having a little Super Bowl after party at the Bus Stop so if anyone wants to join just hit me up. Maybe I’ll get the first round.

Shit, man. I wish I hadn’t been stuck working a double at the garage. Apparently I missed one hell of a game. The question is how was the after party? Should I be bummed I missed that too?

Is it possible to be totally,completely, utterly, head over heels in love with a movie? Because I don’t think I’ve ever loved a movie like La La Land in my life. I cried like at least four times, no shame. I think it’s a shoe in for best picture at the Oscars - Which reminds me, I know it’s a ways away, but think I want to host a little Oscar viewing party. We can make ballots and place bets! Fun!

La La Land? I work entirely too much to keep up with all the new movies. So here’s your chance to give me a movie trailer-esque rundown! I don’t think I’ve ever even watched the Oscars before the whole way through. Kurt’s probably made me try, but. No success. Either way, I don’t know how useful I’d be at an Oscar viewing party but I’m not opposed if you go through with it and want me on the guest list.

Trust me, the other guy looks worse.

What happened?

And once again, you’re coming off as heartless and cold but what can you expect from a grease stain. A Camera isn’t impersonal if it’s the one you’ve had since you started photography. It means a lot when it’s been everywhere with you and taken photos you could only dream of before you got it. It holds memories both in photo form, and in the places it’s been. Not that I’d expect you to understand. It wasn’t hundreds of dollars. It was 80. Were they really so desperate to feed their family, they shouldn’t go around breaking people’s things now, should they?

I’m emotionally stunted? You couldn’t even fathom how an item like a camera could be a personal object. If it ever comes to light that I need a therapist, I’m sure you’ll be the first person I’ll come to for advice. Until that time, I think I’ll pass. But hey, if you feel like you are in need of some sessions, I’m sure I can point you in the direction of a few charities willing to fund your case. Or a bank you can rob. 

I’m the one coming off as heartless and cold? Me? Because I am calling you out for coming off as heartless and cold? I’m sure your back up the photos you take to the computer or keep the photographs themselves so yeah, a camera is impersonal. Especially if you are able to buy a new one. You’re just using ‘sentimental value’ as an excuse to make your attitude seem okay when it’s not. The fact it was 80 dollars makes this worse, not better. And what was your proof that they broke it on purpose? Did they just come up, take it out of your hands, and throw it on the ground? ‘Cause I really doubt that.

— private.

Of course Im listening, somehow you always get inside of my head. Its like some kind of Star Wars shit that I can’t turn off. Yeah, I know. And bullshit sends someone to the hospital.

[PRIVATE:]

Dude, are you implying that I am your Yoda? ‘Cause I’m totally cool with that.  And it makes total sense. I’m a hot Yoda. Not to be confused with hot yoga. I was thinking more along the lines of we leave the bullshit to the Socs but that works too. Let’s keep from the hospitalizations.

A friend or Science, hm? Do you want to phone a friend on that one? For the record, though, we can totally go with yes just so long as you don’t tell the others.

Mmmmhm. Play on playa’.

Do you consider it a group achievement, one ‘succeeds’ so the rest of you are good enough? Because it really is such an amazing achievement. No one has been capable of bringing out a true sense of pity in Sue until now. Even I feel bad for Santana but, unlike Sue, I’m not about to use the poor existence that she calls a life as an excuse to allow her to maintain a leading role on the team. Interesting that you bring up torture when all I had in mind was more practice. Who is the real savage here?

Does this bitterness come from the fact that Greasers achieve things often and they’re things that actually mean something? And when one of us achieves something, the rest of us care enough to acknowledge it because we actually care about each other beyond our labels? If you think Sue Sylvester has it in her to feel pity, you really are as stupid as you look. You of all people have no place to bring up savage behavior when you see it as an accomplishment to make somebody cry. Which started this conversation in the first place. I’m not sure how your brain works so you can’t see that but I’m gonna go with not well.

He didn’t exactly save me, Gilbert. You were saved, however. You were quite lucky that the police arrived. Had they not, you would have ended up in the hospital.

Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night, Hunt’. I wouldn’t be surprised if you were the one who had someone call the cops. Your bark is worse than your bite, after all. And everyone knows it.

@greasergilbert: We've got bonfires going and tons of food ready to go while we grill up more.

@greasergilbert: We've also got music pumping and games galore: Corn Hole, Giant Jenga (Thanks to @breenoelle), Beer Pong, Flip Cup, etc.

None and that’s something I take pride in. Yeah, we may lack money, but they lack hearts and general compassion. They peg us as the criminals but those differences alone make them much more suitable for the heinous crimes. Think about it. Sure, people have done some crazy stuff for cash, robbing banks, and shit. Don’t get me wrong. But if you take a look at the long list of true psychopaths and serial murderers, the majority of them did it because they were emotionally void, and unable to stop themselves. There was no true motive beyond that. Take a lack of conscience and add a hint of daddy issues, you’ve got a cocktail for true evil.

— private.

Yeah, you’re right. Its not doing us any good for that matter. Right, but hey. I have a fight tonight, first one in a while. That’s something, right?

[PRIVATE:]

Good, man. Good. You’re listening. That’s really good. That’s more than something, dude. That’s awesome. It’s time you got back in the game and showed people what you’re made of.  Not letting anything hold you back, right? Friendly reminder, it’s best to hit the ring with an empty mind or you’ll be distracted. Distractions lead to losses. Losses lead to bullshit.