#tfrxander

Well Upper East Siders, we all knew that this day was coming but after Jesse Walker’s little outburst... It’s been confirmed. Alexandra Vandervort is with child. There's a bun in the oven. She's eating for two. Now, what I couldn't help but notice is just how scarce she's been with the baby daddy deets so I've decided to try and shake things out. Let's not beat around the bush- cast your votes now.

Do you think it was Xander? I mean, we all saw how cozy those two were getting at Tripp's house party. Or maybe it was Parker who she recently locked lips with. Freddie we all know was tossed out our girl's front door by none other than Aaron Vandervort (wonder how he'd take that news). Or maybe it's one of our two Hunters- Logan has a track record and Jake seems to be her new arm-candy. Or maybe it's fan-fave and overprotective bestie Jesse, keeping it in the family, huh Jess? Maybe it was even Oliver Andrews. Alex was awfully quick to jump to his defence, fiercely. Or...another. If you decide to cast a vote for 'Other' be sure to let me know just who you think it is.

You know you love me,

xoxo ---Gossip Girl

What’s going on is that Alexandra Vandervort is going to seriously regret putting so many extra items on her plate. Freddie, Xander, Jake… I don’t see any of them really winning any ‘father of the year’ awards and one of them might just have to. Only time will tell…

Let’s review though, shall we? You’re right about Freddie and Aaron Vandevort’s little tussle. What a scene! Our boy Freddie probably should have exited via the fire escape but instead Aaron was tossing him out on his ass via the front door. I guess that’s what you get for frisking it up under his roof. Honestly, I think the boy would be a lot less extra about it if he was actually getting some himself.

Tripp’s party was a blur… But Alexandra and Xander? Well, who can resist a little forbidden hook-up? If only their parents knew. As for Jake, why not? Everyone else has had a bite of that apple.

Look, a gal needs to keep her options open but she also needs to pay attention when they do the infamous banana-condom demonstration. Stay safe, kiddos. Before you go having a kiddo. Whoops. #whosthedaddy

You say under the radar, I say boring. Potato potato. For instance, take a look at little Rory Jane. The girl practically has a degree in ‘sitting at home doing nothing.’ No, really. What’s she been up to? Shacking up with an mystery man, you say? Apparently our not-so-innocent AJ’s first heartbreak has been here and gone in the time it took me to type this sentence. I know, I know. Boring. Who hasn’t messed around with a bad boy or two? Next we have Xander McAllister, big brother extraordinaire, and king of staying in on Friday nights. Other than some blackout groping with the elusive Vanessa (seriously, what is it with our favorite Upper East Sider’s falling under her spell?), the boy is a grade A saint. And in a city full of sinners, innocence doesn’t get you very far.

Somebody get in there and remind them to stop hitting the snooze buttons on their lives! We’re only young once, gossipers.