Ingrid: Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.

Manuela: Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.

Lorenz: Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.

Ignatz: I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.

Raphael to Ignatz: Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day

Leonie: getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.

Hilda to Lorenz: I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present