I have beef with coconut water. Specifically , I got beef with the texture of that liquid fuckshit. Shit has the same texture as spit, and I'm ready to gag just thinking about the one and only time I tried that shit and felt betrayed by nature. But yeah, shit feels like I'm drinking oddly flavored spit. I'm done.

Your face kinda answered my next question...maybe we can eat it instead...#proteinpowder #grainy #textureissues #totoro https://www.instagram.com/p/B5Kdv0aBelD/?igshid=13ugp2fup772a

Somebody must me after me, opened my car door to a banana peel. If u know me u know I hate bananas...Luckily I saw it and didn’t slip. I don’t need another head injury that’s for sure... #bananatrauma #textureissues 🍌 (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpas3m8hGqG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=194q66ogwd1to

Bumpy #pumpkins are cool, but they bother my #textureissues so I can't look at them long. (at State Farmers Market)

#textureissues #apples🍎 #applepicking🍎 #mainelife #lakelife #stopgrowingsofast #littleninja #iloveyoumore #haileejean

Pumpkin carving is one of my least favorite activities, but I love the finished product. 😊🙀👻🎃#ihatecarvingpumpkins #textureissues @tinsleyh24 @golfa005