Jack: I HAVE A LIST Jack: I’m going grocery shopping with a LIST Jack: This is so surreal, guys.

Gavin: I didn’t get to add ice cream to the list!

Jack: Then you’re screwed because I finally have A LIST. A LIST GAVIN.

Gavin: But Jack you could just ADD ice cream to the list FOR me Gavin: Lovely Jack Gavin: Beautiful queen of my heart Gavin: Goddess of grocery lists

“say that again. we dare you.”

My Tumblr Crushes:

the-problematic-blender

sarcastic-knight

bassooner-the-better

yesterdaydances

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lum1natrix

mogarintraining

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Gavin: Is there someone downtown who can pick me up Gavin: Immediately Gavin: anyone

Michael: I’m just finishing up at Ammu-Nation, what's up boi?

Gavin: Remember when we had that talk about not saying things that I can't back up with my fists?

Michael: Where are you and what have you done.

Jack: Michael Vincent Jones. Jack: Gavino David Free. Explain. Jack: [share_file:lspd_report02142017.pdf]

Michael: That was entirely Gavin’s fault.

Gavin: I mean Gavin: it's not like Gavin: Michael it takes two

Jack: You two are grounded until this dies down. Jack: ...though I have to admit, the glitter bombs were a nice touch.

Ryan: What the fuck?

Gavin: You can make anything happen with sheer will and enough glitter, Jack

Michael: Wait Jack you can't actually ground us can you

Jack: Settle this for me, what’s the best Ben & Jerry’s flavor.

Ryan: Given everyone’s personal tastes there can’t be just one “best” flavor, Jack.

Michael: Shut up, Ryan. It's definitely Cookie Dough.

Gavin: I have to agree with my boi Ryan: That is a great flavor.

Jack: THANK YOU. Jack: anyone who disagrees can have a knuckle sandwich.

Ryan: Does that come with cheese?

Michael: And a side of my minigun aimed at their knees?

Gavin: Hypothetically, Jack, if I brought home a cat would it be an issue?

Jack: Take it to the vet first. We don’t want a repeat of last time.

Gavin: It wouldn’t have been a problem if Geoff hadn’t riled her up and gotten bitten!

Jack: Yes, but tell that to Geoff. Who owns the penthouse. Where you want to bring the cat.

Hello everyone. 

We are still in the process of holding auditions, yes! I had someone inbox me about auditioning for Jeremy, but my inbox is not letting me access the message so if that was you, yes, Jeremy is still open though we will be closing auditions for him soon. Please send a message to any mod that isn’t Mod D for the time being for information for auditioning until I can fix this problem B)

Auditions currently in the process of being held: 

Jeremy, Ray

B Team auditions may open once we’ve filled these rolls, and then a special British Invasion audition might happen. Keep your eye out!