#textpectations

When you steal your boyfriend’s hoodie and he requests photo evidence of your crime.

Marinette: Ugh, I’m so over winter

Marinette: My feet are icicles, my hands are useless, and my scarf supply can’t keep up with my mood. Even Tiki is hiding in a blanket fort!

Adrien: Sounds like someone’s got the winter blues 🥶

Adrien: Don’t worry, M’Lady—I’m here to make things snow much better

Marinette: Adrien, no

Adrien: Oh, come on. These puns are ice-breaking gold

Marinette: I refuse to engage

Adrien: You can’t just give me the cold shoulder, M

Adrien: That’s snow way to treat your favourite partner!

Marinette: You’re my only partner!

Adrien: Ha! Wait until I tell Rena that!

Marinette: 😑 I’m regretting ever texting you!!

Adrien: Does that mean I was the first choice? Admit it, things would be frostier without me

Marinette: I am not in the mood for your Chat-puns today 🥺

Adrien: Oh, snow, M’Lady. This is just the tip of the icepunberg!

Marinette: I’m begging you. Don’t!

Adrien: You need to chill out 😎

Marinette: I need to throw a snowball directly into your face!

Adrien: Hey, don’t give me the cold shoulder! I’m just trying to be ice to you

Marinette: I am two seconds away from screaming into the void

Adrien: Would that be a “cold snap” then?

Marinette: Adrien Agreste, I swear to the kwamis—

Adrien: Hey, don’t flurry up and get mad! I’m just trying to break the ice! 🧊

Marinette: You’re about to break something, and it’s not the ice!!

Adrien: Okay, okay, let me help. Imagine this: We build a snowman ☃️

Adrien: And name it “Adrinette Jr.”

Marinette: You’ve given it a dodgy ship name? Why? Just why?!

Adrien: It’s perfect. Then, because it’s Paris, an akuma attacks, and I heroically—

Marinette: “Heroically”??

Adrien: Fine, dramatically—

Marinette: —chaotically—

Adrien: —SINGLE-HANDEDLY save Adrinette Jr. from certain doom 😱

Marinette: Meanwhile, I’m saving actual people

Adrien: Yes, but I’m protecting the legacy. PRIORITIES!!

Marinette: The legacy of a snowman. You’re unbelievable!

Adrien: I’m snow-tastic. Admit it!

Marinette: You’re snow-bnoxious!

Adrien: Ooooh, now who’s punning?

Marinette: Don’t start with me, Chaton

Adrien: No, no, go on. I love seeing you snowball into chaos ❄️

Marinette: Fine. You think you’re clever? My puns will avalanche over yours

Adrien: Bold claim. Let’s see what you’ve got, Lady Ice Queen 👑

Marinette: You’re walking on thin ice, Kitty. And I’m this close to cracking it!

Adrien: Oh, please. You’d melt without me

Marinette: Melt? You’re about to freeze when I launch you into the Seine

Adrien: Aw, is that a snowball fight challenge? Because you’d LOSE!

Marinette: Bring it. I’ll bury you in snow so deep they’ll find you in spring!

Adrien: Wow. Frosty much?

Marinette: You started it, Chaton. You poke the Ladybug, you get the blizzard!🌨️

Adrien: Fine, but we both know I’d claw my way out of the snow in purr-fect fashion

Marinette: You’d slip on the ice, admit it

Adrien: …Okay, yeah. But I’d make it look cool

Marinette: You’d faceplant. Dramatically

Adrien: And you’d still be impressed

Marinette: You’re lucky you’re cute, you know that?

Adrien: Snow lucky, M

Adrien: Hang on a second…did you call me cute?

Marinette: That’s it. I’m buying a flamethrower 😳

Adrien: Okay, okay, no more puns. Truce 🤝

Marinette: Finally! My brain can breathe again!

Adrien: But… if your brain needs a full break, I’ve got a suggestion!

Marinette: Oh? Is this another one of your “brilliant” ideas?

Adrien: Absolutely! Come over and play video games with me 😃

Marinette: …What kind of video games?

Adrien: You know, just some light, chill games to unwind!

Marinette: “Light and chill”… so not games where you’re secretly amazing and planning to crush me?

Adrien: What? Me? Crush you? Never!

Adrien: I mean, it’s not my fault if I happen to be a little competitive!

Marinette: “A little”? Adrien, I saw you go full superhero reflex mode during a game of Mario Kart!

Adrien: I had to! You hit me with three red shells in a row. It was war, M!

Marinette: You fell off the map while yelling, “JUSTICE WILL BE MINE!”

Adrien: I stand by that. Justice was almost mine. Until you cheated!

Marinette: How is using the items the game gave me cheating??

Adrien: Details, details

Adrien: So, are you coming over or not?

Marinette: Fine! But only if we play something co-op first. No sabotaging me for fun!

Adrien: Deal. But don’t blame me if our teamwork gets… intense!

Marinette: Intense??

Adrien: You know, like when I “accidentally” push you into a pit during platformers 😇

Marinette: If you sabotage me, I will unplug your controller!

Adrien: So violent for someone so small!

Marinette: And yet, very effective!

Adrien: Fine, I promise to be nice

Adrien: Mostly 😼

Marinette: I’m bringing snacks. And Tikki. She’ll keep you in line!

Adrien: Great! Plagg’s already planning to trash talk her

Marinette: Oh no! This is going to be chaos

Adrien: Exactly! Perfect date night material

Marinette: Wait, what??

Adrien: What? Nothing! See you in ten, M’Lady!

THREE HOURS LATER

Marinette: Just got home. Thanks for tonight, Adrien 🩷

Adrien: Of course! Glad you had fun, even if you spent most of it yelling at me for “accidentally” dropping you into lava!

Marinette: Accidentally?? You literally said, “Oops, my thumb slipped,” while LAUGHING!

Adrien: It was an honest mistake!

Marinette: You tried to push me AGAIN five minutes later!

Adrien: Okay, but to be fair, you tried to knock me off the platform first

Marinette: You were in my way!

Adrien: So dramatic, M. But fine, I’ll admit—video game teamwork might not be our strong suit

Marinette: Speak for yourself! I carried us through the boss battle while you ran in circles screaming, “THIS IS FINE!”

Adrien: That’s called strategy. I was distracting the enemy!

Marinette: Plagg’s cackling at your “strategy” was louder than the game music!

Adrien: Yeah, well, Tikki giving you “encouraging tips” sounded suspiciously like threats!

Marinette: She takes teamwork very seriously

Adrien: Clearly. Anyway, did the snacks survive the trip home?

Marinette: Barely. I think I ate half the bag walking back. Gaming makes me hungry! 😋

Adrien: Gaming makes you adorable

Marinette: Stop that. I’m trying to be mad at you for lava sabotage!

Adrien: Impossible! I’m irresistible!

Marinette: Debatable

Adrien: You’re still smiling, aren’t you?

Marinette: …Maybe!

Adrien: See? Irresistible

Marinette: Fine, fine. You win!

Marinette: Honestly, though, thank you. I really needed a break. I don’t know what I’d do without you

Adrien: Probably beat more levels without me trying to “accidentally” kill you!

Marinette: At least you admit it!

Adrien: But seriously, you’re welcome. I’ll always be here

Adrien: Even if it’s just to throw you into virtual lava sometimes

Marinette: You’re lucky you’re cute, Adrien

Adrien: You called me cute again! 😻

❄️✨ It’s SNOW DAY at Francis DuPont! ❄️✨