Feb 6, 2019
My best friend @hxbehan parenting each other as we stay up too late supporting each other on tumblr
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My best friend @hxbehan parenting each other as we stay up too late supporting each other on tumblr
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Him: I like pineapple but not on my pizza. Me: Never mind, I'll find someone like you. Him: Haha fuck off. Me: Don't forget me, I beg. Him: I'm gonna set fire to your face. Me: Rumor has it you're a twat. Him: Instead of turning tables, I'm gonna flip you over one. Me: I'm gonna roll you into the deep end of the pool. Him: Omg, I hate you. I can't swim. Me: You should stick to chasing pavements, then.
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Her: Maraschino Carey and Nick Cannon's twins look really white. If I were Nick, I'd ask for a refund... Me: Oh. My. God. Me: Best. Text. Ever. Her: Haha, Mariah, not Maraschino. Damn AutoCorrect. Me: OMG, I just laughed so fucking hard. That makes it even funnier.
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Me: And Emmett TALKING? Her: Ugh. I was so mad at him for kissing Daphne and then he goes and does that. Her: I love him, I hate him, and then I love him again. Her: OMG. Her: I'm dating him. I'm having a relationship with a fictional character. Her: *facepalm* Me: OMFG, I love you.
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Him: How's work? Me: Good. Stressful. Sometimes I don't know if it's what I want to do. Him: Well, do that for now and look about getting into something else. Me: I know I like this because I know I'd miss it if I left. I just need to find a happy medium. Him: Crack usually helps me. Me: Y'know, I thought about that, but I think I've built up a tolerance. Him: There's always heroin.
I've never pointed out who the other person in these conversations, but in this particular one, the "him" is my stepfather.
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Me: Ugh, I'm going to be alone forever. Her: Why do you say that? Me: For truthsies. Her: Well with me, you're never alone. Me: Oh my God, that's the worst thing you could say to me right now. Her: Whyyy? We could grow old together and be grumpy roommates! Me: You're not a scruffy masculine guy! Her: But I'm a little lady with a big attitude! Me: Oh my God. LOL Her: I am! Me: You're cracking me up, fuck you. Her: You want to? Me: What? Her: Fuck me? Haha. Me: *blink* Her: I'd fuck me.
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Her: Haley got the boot. Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Rapey are in the finale. Me: I just laughed so fucking hard in the middle of the restaurant. Her: You should've seen Haley's bitchface when she lost. Me: Was it glorious? Her: I thought for a minute she was gonna shank Lauren. Me: That would've been AMAZING. Her: Haha, yeah, but I'd rather she shank Scotty. God knows he deserves it. Plus, it'd get him ready for the prison sentence we all know is coming one day. Me: You're killing me.