#text:mark

Leilani: "Wrapping the unbound laces of her corset around his wrists, Marco pulls her down to the floor with him. They continue to remove layer after layer until nothing separates them. Trapped in silence, Marco traces apologies and adorations across Celia’s body with his tongue. Mutely expressing all the things he can not speak aloud. He finds other ways to tell her, his fingers leaving faint trails of ink in their wake. He savors every sound he elicits from her. The entire room trembles as they come together. And though there are a great many fragile objects contained within it, nothing breaks. Above them, the clock continues to turn its pages, pushing stories too minuscule to read ever onward."

Mark: So I changed my mind about being a hermit who lives in a tent alone on the beach - as great as you hand-delivering me weed sounds. Instead, I’m going to get the fuck out of this room and have some fun. You seem to know where the good times are so lead the way.

Mark: Please tell me you’ve got something up your sleeve to liven up this King’s Day bullshit because otherwise I’m straight up not going to show up. I mean I don’t have anything better to do anyways but carnvials seem like something out of a romcom and not exactly my speed, you feel?

Mark: You’re generally good with women, right? Girls really, really like your whole charming, smarmy thing, at least.

Mark: What does it mean if your ex casually mentions she’d hook up with you? Is this just like a booty call thing or do you think it’s like a pathway to getting back together?

Jay: Girls do dig the Jay Man...or at least some of them. Why?

Jay: It can mean a lot of things man. She's been thinking about it and definitely wants to jump your bones or that she wants to get back together. Either way you should talk to her.

Mark:So today Despacito came on and some girl on the bus started talking to me about how she wished they’d play in My Feelings instead.

Mark: I got her number since you two clearly share a brain. As a thank you for my efforts, please don’t invite me to the wedding.

Max: I'm so offended by this! How can you just try to set me up and not even want to be my best man?

7. An angry text

✉️  → mark: Why is Auradonian mayonnaise so gross but mayo from Japan is so good? It’s so much lighter and it tastes like sour cream more than anything and now that I’ve had it I’m mad about how gross the mayo they serve us on all our sandwiches and things here is and my taste buds can’t go back! And I don’t know why i’m ranting to you about mayo but !!!! Your name popped up first and someone else needed to know I’m SUFFERING through this sandwich!!!

@markmedusa