#text:artemis

Freddie: This might be presumptuous but you strike me as a person who could help with this.

Freddie: Do you have any tips on keeping plants alive?

Avery [Undelivered] : Guys.

Avery [Undelivered] : Okay not to sound dramatic but I feel like I’m in Titanic. It’s so cold here and I’m beginning to feel like Jack. I hope you all are Rose...

Cam: Hey, Artemis. I need a favor.

Art: Depends I don't do favors for people unless I like them.

Art: I'm fucking with you. Anything for Palmer's wife.

Cam: Good. Because...well Plans have changed and I'm not able to take him on a birthday trip, so I have to have a plan b. I need you for that.

Art: Name it.

Cam: That thing that Linc told you about? Jokingly? I think he'd be very happy if I made that happen right before his very eyes.

Art: I do believe he said that it'd be "steamy" so we can definitely make something happen. And don't worry, I'll go easy on you

Cam: Pfft, go easy no me? I can kick your ass, Duncan.

Art: But therein lies the problem, you can't, and you're far too pretty for me to mess up your face.

Cam: Bring it.