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[TXT: that's really all I've been waiting for. I have no alternative, unfortunately] [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: I apologise. I will make sure it is ready. We've spent long enough in this situation. ] [group txt; Rad Zad; Birdman] Don't be sorry man! It's probably already better than I could ever do. But also!!!! You DID say my acting skills were stellar. [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel : It does only need to distract for long enough to snatch the horn. I shouldn't be such a perfectionist. Where are we going to lure Stan to? ] [group txt: Rad Zad; Birdman] That's where the acting skills come in. We gotta contact him like Lucifer would. And barring actually using Lucifer's phone, we could do something like..... [group txt; Rad Zad; Birdman] Actually that part I'm a little fuzzy on. [group txt; Rad Zad; Birdman] We could always just put a kazoo in the middle of a demonic summoning circle lol [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: that almost sounds like something lucifer would do ] [ TXT: all the better, really... ] [group txt;] wait [group txt;] SRSLY? [TXT: if it works, it works. we can't necessarily afford to be very picky with methods, honestly. ] [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: where should we summon him though? a church? somewhere remote? ] [TXT: both of those sound too obvious. would arouse suspicion. needs to be somewhere where he wouldn't expect any trap. he needs to believe that lucifer has a bone to pick through sheer ego. and lucifer wouldn't bother dragging him somewhere like that. I'm assuming, anyway. ] [group txt;] yeah and doing any demonic in a CHURCH sounds a little blasphemous.......................... [group txt;] or at least more blasphemous than im prepared to deal with. Given what we're actually doing. [group txt;] There's an abandoned gas station over on the other side of town. The whole area's pretty deserted, and if Stan decides to go nuts there's less things for him to blow up. [TXT: that could work. ] [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: that sounds like a good option. what protective items should we take? i could have miles bless a knife for me, and see what runes he has for protection. perhaps we should get holy water? raphael if you can still travel freely i have some water blessed by Pope Leo the Great hidden in a cache in the Tuscan countryside. ] [group txt;] I can still fly AND i asked for my two week's vacation from work. I was planning on taking it during Christmas to go down to the islands or something, but this has proved to be wayyy more important. Like srsly. And Leo was pretty great. It would nice if we could just smack him with the actual TOME of Leo the great, but holy water is okay too. It'll only deter him for a minute or two though. Works better with demons than the head guy himself, from my experience. [TXT: ] I don't have any weapons but I still have my birds. They should be adequate enough to protect me if things go south. [group txt;] no offense to birds but [group txt;] you sure abou tthat? [TXT]: one is very large Raph - Last Saturday at 4:08 PM [group txt;] what am i talking about OF COURSE THEY'LL BE FINE. [group txt;] your birds are amazing anpiel [TXT]: thank you [TXT]: they're all I have left. I have to rely on them. [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: they're very courageous. i hope they don't get hurt though. ] [group txt;] That's not exactly true though. [group txt;] You have us left too. [TXT]: That's very sappy. [TXT]: But you're right. [group txt;] I'm like a big tree. [group txt;] full of sap [group txt;] But okay we're gonna have holy water, runes, birds, and if all else fails this stick of mine can whack some serious butt. [group txt;] And we're gonna be able to get the horn away from him before he has a chance to blow on it, so i'll stay heavenly and be able to heal anybody if they get hurt. [group txt;] including birds. [TXT]: we can do it. I know we can. [group txt;] THAT WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR [TXT]: Your optimism is infectious [group txt;] There's no cure~ [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: i have a lot of hope that we will succeed. ] [group txt;] Yessss. [group txt;] GROUP TEXT CYBER SPACE BEATING THE DEVIL HIGH FIVE [TXT]: i only understand half of those words [group txt;] 👌 👌 👌 💯 👍 👌 [TXT]: now I'm even more confused [group txt;] Just meet me at the texaco asap. I'll fly to turkey and be back soon with the blessed water. [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: tuscany not turkey. ] [ TXT; Raphael, Anpiel: but i'll be at the gas station. at least without or angelic power we can blend in more effectively ] [TXT]: I will be there too. Birds will be nearby but not in plain sight. We can count on them to keep an eye out.