#testing audio post

Vestibulum id ligula porta felis euismod semper.

Donec nec justo eget felis facilisis fermentum. Aliquam porttitor mauris sit amet orci. Aenean dignissim pellentesque felis.

Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. But existing is basically all I do! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! You hit me with a cricket bat. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.