Dec 22, 2017
I wake to the feeling of something hard under my pillow. Blearily I open my eyes, and pull it out only to see this terrifying little shit. As I turn it around in my hands, it’s beady little eyes catch the light of my alarm clock and glow. By this point, I’m totally awake, heart pounding and eyes wide. I get out of bed and put it in the family room where I’m informed by my mom that it’s “looking at her” and “put it back in the bedroom”. But there’s no way I’m sticking this little terror demon in my room at 3am. So we compromised and locked it in the bathroom. At that’s the story about how I almost had a heart attack at 3am because my best friend thought I’d be funny if she stuck a freaking furby under my pillow.
