Tep Tons: Fictional Weapons (Melee)
10. Edge of Duality (LoZ)
9. Laser Razor (Saints Row)
8. Final Cutter (Kirby SSB)
7. Krug's Cleaver (Heroscape)
6. Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang (RWBY)
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Tep Tons: Fictional Weapons (Melee)
10. Edge of Duality (LoZ)
9. Laser Razor (Saints Row)
8. Final Cutter (Kirby SSB)
7. Krug's Cleaver (Heroscape)
6. Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang (RWBY)

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Tep Tons: Fictional Melee Weapons (Revised)
10. Edge of Duality (LoZ)
9. Final Cutter (SSB)
8. Krug's Cleaver (Heroscape)
7. Ruyi Bang / Jingu Bang (RWBY)
6. Bloodhoof Runespear (Warcraft)
5. Vahki Blades (Bionicle)
4. Tricky's Stop Sign (Madness Combat)
3. Omnissian Axe (Warhammer)
2. Paracesis (Warframe)
1. Protoss Psi-Blade (Starcraft/2)
Tep Tons: Albums
10. The Break of Dawn (Blue In Green) Smooth all the way through, this is full of music to just kinda vibe to, similarly to what you'd find hosted by Lofi Girl. Along with much of Gramatik's early work, it's the album that helped fuel my initial interest in the hip-hop style, especially with jazz elements. Here's a taste!
9. This Time (Los Lobos) I don't often listen to rock, but it's actually what I grew up with. At the center was AC/DC, Smash Mouth, and Linkin Park. In the periphery and having at most a single album I'd listen to, were Crossfade, 3 Doors Down, Finger Eleven, and Los Lobos. This Time sticks out as being not emo edgy and full of cringe-worthy self-pity. It's got energy, variety, and good vibes all around. Here's a taste!
8. Small Plates (J3PO) Short and sweet, this is one of those sketch albums, filled with some of the many snippets thought up and created by the artist. I love the existence of albums like this, as some of the real banger ideas that never get a full produced song can see the light of day while the artist is still alive, Small Plates (and Sweet Treats) having some of my favorites by J3PO. Here's a taste!
7. Fantastic (Slum Village) I couldn't pick one of the volumes, so I'm going with all of them lol. I love the wonky Dilla-time, as anyone who's seen my music recommendations would know. I love the unfinished feel of Vol. 1 with a bunch of really bumpin' beats that unfortunately never made it past this point, and I love that they revisited and polished a bunch of them and for Vol. 2, then there's the further edited version of 2, complete with hilarious and heartfelt testimonials at the end of some of the tracks. Here's a Taste!
6. Funk Blaster EP (KOAN Sound) While there's no one album that incapsulates my dubstep phase, this one was definitely the most prominent. It's funky, wubby, and well-composed. I'll admit I am "that guy" when it comes to KOAN Sound, I liked them better during their early experimental days, until Polychrome when they made a habit of putting 2 different songs in 1 track. Honorable mention to Risky Endeavors Here's a taste!
6.5. Planet Neutral (Getter)
Tep Tons : Fictional Ranged Weapons
10. Broadside Railgun (Warhammer)
9. Iron Man's Repulsors (MCU)
8. Junkrat's Frag Launcher (Overwatch)
7. Wrist Rocket (Heroscape)
6. Concussion Rifle (Halo Reach)
Tep Tons: Video Games (2024)
10: Minecraft Legitimately, a great game. Every now and then I'll return to it and it's just a good time, the grind can get pretty monotonous though. Best horror experience, would get annihilated by the Warden again.
9: Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus Everything I'd want from an RPG, and exactly what I'm looking for in a tactics game. Unfortunately pacing is really sluggish, in part because the controls and activations are kinda clunky. I'm excited for the sequel! Would replace my flesh with machine again.
8. 140 A short and sweet indie game. An abstract musical platformer with boss fights and a bumpin' soundtrack. Unfortunately Carlsen Games doesn't seem to have made any more games after this and Thoth. Would get slapped by giant blocks of static again.
7. Saints Row: The Third Few games have given me as much joyous mirth as this. It's one of those franchises where if you took elements from every game and mashed them into one, you'd have a perfect game. Would use the Penetrator again.
6. Redout 2 An improvement over the original in almost every way. The butt-clenching speed, the satisfying weight of the ships, the extensive customization, this is probably the game I'm most skilled at. The campaign is overlong and the music isn't quite as iconic as the first though. Would blow up from overheating again.

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