May 20!!!
It's the twentieth of May which means it's Be A Millionaire Day. Oh yeah. Like it's just that easy. "Well it's May 20 time to have a million dollars." It is also Pick Strawberries Day. That one is easier to do. In 1520 one of Cotes' dudes led a massacre of most of Tenoctitlan's most prestigious citizens, reasonably causing the Aztecs to turn on the Conquistadors. In 1873 Levi Strauss and his lesser know accomplice Jacob Davis got the patent for jeans with rivets. Cuba got its independence from the US in 1902. The US regretted it. In 1920 a Montreal radio station, XWA, broadcast the first regularly scheduled radio stuff. Charles Lindbergh left New York on the first solo non-stop flight across the Atlantic. He didn't die. Amelia Earhart on the other hand left Newfoundland in 1932 to accomplish the same thing but by a lady and didn't die because she got to Ireland. Honore de Balzac, who probably wasn't laughed at because of his name in his native France, was born in 1799. He wrote like plays and shit. Emile Berliner, notably not from Berlin, was born in 1851. He invented the gramaphone record. Cher was born in 1946. Everybody likes Cher. Certainly way more than they like Sonny. Justified and Deadwood star Timothy Olyphant was born in 1968. If you haven't seen Deadwood, please do as it is the best. Winner of all the rap names, the man who has the rap name to make all other rap name havers jealous, Busta Rhymes was born in 1972. His "real" name is Trevor. Whitehorse native Tahmoh Penikett was born in 1975. He played Helo on the Battlestar Gallactica reboot and Ballard on Dollhouse. Jack Gleeson was born in 1992. He was the kid Batman gives the periscope thing to in Batman Begins and also played Joffrey on Game of Thrones. The flower of the day is cups. Cups are for holding beverages. Unless I mean the other cups. Then they're to represent breast size. Unless I mean the other cups which are for keeping your bits safe during sports. Today's text was brought to you by the number 369. And you all should know what comes next.
