> Going to see her was a mistake.

> She doesn't actually care. It's a sudden realization that you probably should have had all along, but your empress cares nothing for you or anyone else.

> She left you. After taking away your sight, after maiming you, she left you to wander her deserted ship. You've been here for nights, your miracle modus at least giving you enough food to keep you going but not giving you a computing device to actually call for help with.

> Not that it would have helped, you're blind and can't see a damn thing you're typing. But now, your vision is finally starting to come in. Albeit still cloudy and unfocused, but you can deal with that.

> It's time to call your Kismerail and... Probably apologize for Everything.

And, three days after I started this endeavor, I have successfully switched over Every Blog I have. There’s a short list of them below, but for a dedicated page with longer descriptions, go Here.

machinistsEndeavor: Equius Zahhak, mostly canon. Does Not Like Clowns. Does like Eridan. Occasionally jokes. machinistsMagnumopus: Eq’s robot, Aaron. Very pompous. Likes to wink. Really flirty.

methodicalAuxilium: Executor Darkleer Zahhak, smooshed together with Horuss. Very grumpy. Occasionally turns into a horse.

carnivalsOrphans: Hemoflip GHB. Definitely still a clown. Chronic flirt. Secret schemer? crownedConflagration: Hemoflip Karkat. Very small. 11 years old. Yells a lot. Heir to Alternia.  Wears a tiny crown. fetteredExpiator: Hemoflip Equius. Also small. Also 11. Selectively mute. Happier than ever before, but still pretty sad. I’d put something funny here if I could.

temperamentalApathy: Horuss Zahhak. Very grumpy. Kind of alcoholic. Pretty depressed. Helping make helmsman a good thing. A really big asshole.

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. Every blog I’ve accumulated over the last year and a half, there for your convenience. You don’t have to follow all of them, hell you don’t have to follow any of them. But there they are. 

D ==> Oh, I’m on your SHIT list?

D ==> I’m Flattered

My maIIn grudge2 were alway2 wIIth IIndIIgo2 and 2eadweller2.

Even the blueblood that kIIlled 2IIgnle22 dIId IIt becau2e he had no 2pIIne.

They are lowblood2, of cour2e, but not exactly on my 2hIIt lII2t.

Good evenIIng.

II am the ΨIIonIIc. The Helm2man.

Query: Who are you?

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ x ] Go back to sleep                 [ x ] Kick you out[  ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh[ x ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [ x ] Push you away[ x ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [ x ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [ x ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[ x ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [ x ] Ally[ x ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [ x ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be: