#tem x reader

Bill*Looks to see a picture of Legoshi and Tem in your wallet, Tilting his head* Ehh?~ You have a picture of the Legoshi & Tem?

Y/n*In a swift movement...shows the accordion pictures of ....All of them* Of course, I carry photos of all of you guys, You all my precious friends and Club members-

Drama club*Look at their human club member who is on a tangent on the pictures and gush about their cool moments*...

Once again the Herbivores and Carnivores were having a fight, and you being the human mediator were trying to calm things down...and so to have you on their side the bill said Els ate your favorite snack...and everyone in the herbivore knew and didn't tell you

Ellen: Bill said he thinks about you sometimes when he’s making love to himself!?

Y/n*Double take from being mad at Els for eating their snack to Bill*...What?

Bill: One time-

Y/n:  What?!

Bill: I thought about bangs and your face just appeared beneath them!- Okay, by the way, like I’m the only one in this club!?, Aoba told me it happened to him, like, like, a bunch of times

Aoba*Feathers puff up in a fluster seeing your shocked face directed onto him, panics* tem, you told me the first week you returned from winter break, you had a sex dream about them, and they had raccoon hands!

Tem: Dreams do not count!

Y/n*Closing eyes and feeling a migraine looking at the beastfolk* You’ve all thought about me while self-completing?!

Juno: Look Y/n it’s not that big deal*Sensing their anger….also since she little guilty of self-completing to them too*

Drama club *All looking embarrassed and not being able to look you straight* It’s a sincere form of flattery ...

Y/n*Takes a deep breath and shakes head*-We’re going back to keeping secrets…when I walk through the door …this never happens *Walked out of the drama club room* -OH MY STARS!?!

Louis & Legoshi*Who were outside the club room and heard...everything*...

Y/n: I don't wanna be somebody's dream human anymore!!!

Y/n*Gremlin pose and vibrating*I WANNA BE THEIR ABSOLUTELY WORST NIGHTMARE!?!

Riz & Tem *Both sitting on a bench as you tug on their clothes, bite their arms, and run around in circles around them, both pretty used to this side of you and finding it endearing*

Y/n*Feral Gremlin noises*YABIDI YABIDI YAAAAAAH!?!