#tele:start

❝is it too much to ask the cute girl that always gets flustered to serve me bubble tea? every time i come in, she always makes someone else take my order,❞ valeria complained, taking off her ray-bans and putting them in her purse.  ❝like damn, for once i’m kind of upset that i’m this good looking and famous. i need people to swoon over me like i need my bubble tea.❞ in her mid-rant, she stopped and narrowed her eyes slightly in annoyance before her classic smirk re-emerged.  ❝sorry, what were you saying ‘hun?❞

❛ Here I am in a farmer’s market early in the MORNING, right? All I’m trying to do is a w e e k l y SHOP and hoping to find some ZUCCHINI and I go up to a vendor to ask where they sell the best ones and ―― I SHIT you not, I have n e v e r felt so DUMB in my life. The woman just STARES at me like I’m losing my MIND. I completely FORGOT that I’m in LONDON and they call zucchinis a COURGETTE and I recently found out that EGGPLANTS are actually AUBERGINES? Anyway, the lady had to fill me in on the colloquialism in London. I also REALLY need to start calling french fries CHIPS as well. ❜

theo was well into six shots of rum and could hardly be bothered by the commotion. he did, however, pull on a face of mock bewilderment and threw in a single response: "that did me a frighten!" the brit stared at the now broken lights and turned to the person beside him with a knowing grin. "i've seen this before," he commented cooly and without a beat of hesitation, followed with: "phantom of the opera."

ANGIE: help