How come a baby born with a foot for its brain is considered âanomolousâ but when I get my dick stuck in a door Im just some asshole?
âIs Radical Larry a libertarianâ-the greatest exchange in the history of addendums, redacted by an o5 after 12,239 pages of heated debate, *does something fucking dangerous or unprofessional and doesnât expect someone to wonder why I wasnât shot* Im normal,
W*akes up on the morning July.18 ____ sick and tired of 682 and 096* Wheres my danm nuke bomb,
*sees pendulum misquoted* you Bitch Mother Fucker *sees dozens of prisoners murdered* wlel thatâs his beliefs and I respect that
How many bixbies do I have to terminate to get alto clef to unblock me after I broke his spine or something
Dear [REDACTED], We regret to inform you âworld tiniest assâ is no longer an SCP because it was to sad
My multinational art terrorist firm has just posted pictures of barking dragon snails on the SCP foundation forum for containment
Prometheus labs sent me a supercomputer to analyze all my addendums, and guess what, theyre good.
At first I though this containment was a shit waste of time. Then someone made a meme,. and nowâŚhooboy..I like it
Christ.. Ive done it again.. Ive erased the absolute horrific truth no1 wanted 2 know in this endless sea in of horrifying nonsense
Xrays indicate there is a laughing skull in the entities stomach. It is not to give birth in any office.
The subject said to researchers âI see you wore your clown costume todayâ. They proceeded to spend the next 9 hours processing the insult
O5 grant me the serenity to accept nipples I cannot suck. The courage to suck the ones I can. And the mental failure to shit myself profusely.
(Pregnant while restrained and forced to watch dclass put mustard on a bagel) no youâre ruining it! Thatâs quality bakedgoodsâ
im going to beat the shit out of pesterbot. im going to knock it on its ass while its trying to climb the stairs to me at during a containment breach. Dreadful beast
**instnatly recreated in new human civlization where thers millions of new things to be existentialy horrified by* HUUagh, ..Ahg.. BLuahgh
Itâs fucked up there are like 1000 scps that drive you insane but only one that brings the boys back in town
âO5 grant me the serenity to accept nipples I cannot suck. The courage to suck the ones I can. And the mental failure to shit myself profusely.â
okay I donât know what half of these mean in the first place and I donât know what the context here is but this one is the most egregious in that category by a mile
what is happening
