#tek barks

I would like to be leashed and tugged around on somebody’s whim. Forced to follow demands or else I’ll get punished. Sit, speak, roll over, hold still, take it. And a good puppy will always obey

goodbye lgbt pride month, hello disability pride month. Shout out to all my disabled friends and mooties. Love you. Mwah

I wish I was a YouTuber so I could be a freak with my friends and get paid for it and go read rpf about myself and see how people think I act

Sleepy puppy just laying around oblivious is perfect for playing with. Sit beside it and pet its head for a minute, lull it into security, and then roll it over so you can touch and squeeze while puppy squirms and whines under its breath. You can shush it back to sleep and it’ll yawn and nuzzle back into the pillows so you can keep playing. Let it properly fall asleep, and you can have even more fun with it

part of me is tempted to make selfship art on main but I think I’ll get murdered for what I wanna do so perhaps I won’t

I’m so fucking gay oh my god

don’t you know you’re supposed to get your puppies fixed ouuggghhhghh