#teehehee

ler saying "relax.." with a smile on their face, before they start tickling you. im normal

Gf who thinks you’re the cutest little rapebait and puts you in all sorts of compromising situations knowing you’ll catch somebody’s attention sooner or later. All naive and defenseless, primed target for someone looking to take advantage of a lone prey. But once you’ve been approached and it’s got uncomfy enough for you to entertain her, she’ll scare off the other pervs, always just in time before anything too serious happens. Come get you and help you out of trouble as if you had wondered off and got into it all by yourself. Because in the end she’s territorial and protective enough to never actually let anyone else harm you. She just likes you scared like that, backed into a corner by a complete stranger or all confused at the mercy of a helpful someone with ill intentions. Just the way you once were with her. She’ll take care of what comes next herself anyway, never failing to remind you it could’ve gone way worse if it wasn’t for her.

tolkien should have called it the freakmarillion send tweet

conquering social anixety by meeting my beloved mutual on tumblr irl for the first time @puppystitches Im gonna get you

@starboyblues nyahahaha new mutual