#teeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa

Yorkshire tea by Taylors of Harrogate, with a dash of milk and half a teaspoon of honey.

Easy.

Next.

Love,

I’ve always headcanoned Tobirama as someone who doesn’t drink - whether that was just because he’d seen how absolutely shit-faced and foolish his brother turned while on it, or because he just could not handle it. So I love this xD

Something tells me Tobi would come to regret all those times he slipped his brother alcohol. Hashirama’s now able to drink the whole village under the table, and he just keeps drinking. There’s no stopping him now (until someone finds out he can handle liquor but not wine, and suddenly Hashirama’s drunk after his second glass).

Madara would 100% tease Tobirama over his lack of a tolerance, even if it didn’t bother Tobi at all. But he’d end up getting cocky about it, drinking more than he’d ever done in his life, and would get completely shitfaced.

Shitfaced Madara is a cuddler. He also has no brain-to-mouth filter, and spills his guts about his feelings for the younger Senju - and does not remember even a teeny bit of the night afterwards.