Feb 13
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mfw shlumples
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I dread the day Hoedown-Showdown happens.
I'll be in my room. Don't talk to me.
PSA: Fenching is techniquing.
Mutual techniquing is techniquing.
Anything that results in the expulsion of gooblagoo (Excluding kabingyboingy) is techniquing.
There is no difference in severity. Any of these can warrant a krangybangy or a rumpypumpy.
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Techniquing is bad.
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Techniquing Club Update: 2026
Hello fellow Guamians. It appears that even after long periods of surveillance, strict shlumpledinker enforcement, and the krangybangy of thousands of shlumples, the Techniquing Club still persists in my land.
This is a devastating situation that we're having to deal with, but rest assured, I and the shlumpledinkers are working tirelessly to put an end to the Club.
Thank you for keeping Guam a technique free place for everyone to enjoy.
Never technique.