#technicality man

the first version of this post, drawn back when i still didn't know jason's white streak was from him getting resurrected or dumped into the pit and genuinely thought it was him having vitiligo 💔 this was scrapped because neither the colors nor the backgrounds make any sense, and it didn't fit the blog aesthetic i was going for 🥀

The amazing Christopher Hoyle has drawn artwork of some of the characters from The Adventures of Technicality Man.

Here is Alchemisto, who has the superpower of Turning Stuff Into Other Stuff.

Alchemisto is not one of the major characters of the story, but he’s a big name villain in the world the story is set in and instrumental in the inciting action of the plot. He is in a relationship with Alchemistress and they live together along with their sidekick Good For Nothing Boy.

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The Adventures of Technicality Man is a short superhero parody and by far the silliest thing I have ever written. It contains ridiculous heroes, an army of super-powered cats, and a shameless disregard for the fourth wall. You can buy it for less than a pound!

For anyone who’s stuck at home, bored, wanting something to cheer themselves up, I’m going to give away a free copy of my short parody The Adventures of Technicality Man to the first ten people who ask for it.

This is by far the silliest thing I’ve ever written, full of ridiculous puns, bizarre powers, and a careless disregard for the fourth wall. It also includes an army of superpowered cats who protect stories including Continuity Leopard, Correct Punctuation Lion, and Obscure Usage of a Semi-Colon Ocelot.

The amazing Christopher Hoyle has drawn artwork of some of the characters from The Adventures of Technicality Man. 

Here is Technicality Man, the protagonist of the story.

I love the little details Toph has put into this drawing, like the fact that he has glasses on over the top of his superhero mask. And the little pen pocket on his uniform.

Technicality Man is the protagonist of the story, a man who is technically a superhero but not one who is particularly well known or respected in a world full of heroes. Over the course of the story, he steps up as a leader of his own team: Contractually Obligated Multi-Powered Superentities Combating Interperateness, or COMPSCI for short.

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The Adventures of Technicality Man is a short superhero parody and by far the silliest thing I have ever written. It contains ridiculous heroes, an army of super-powered cats, and a shameless disregard for the fourth wall. You can buy it for less than a pound!

“... and there are precedents.”

“Yeah, down in the basement. It’s my job to feed them,” said Tom. Then he caught their puzzled expressions. “Oh, precedents. I thought you said presi- Uh. Never mind.”

Since this statement is never actually explained anywhere in the story, I’ve come to the conclusion that Tom has Donald Trump chained up in the basement of the secret lair.

I also thought I’d share with you what must be the strangest sequence I’ve written in my life, in which the main characters are attacked by the punctuation of their own story. Here you have a copy-editors nightmare.

Bemused Girl ducked as several small, black somethings appeared out of nowhere, whizzed overhead and vanished again.

“What the *#!- were they?” she asked.

“They looked like commas.” said Traditional Bluetac Gatherer. As the next one appeared, she glared at it until it glued itself to the wall. It was an exclamation mark.

“I thought, you could only do that to paper,’ said Technicality Man.

“Writing counts.” She did a little celebratory dance at having done something useful with her powers.

“Actually, arithmetic count’s,” said Technicality Man.

“Why are we being attacked – by punctuation?” asked Bemused Girl. The rest of the team shrugged and glanced around at the others for an answer. Bemused Girl concentrated her power on Technicality Man until he was unable to resist giving an answer.

“Something, must have happened/ to Correct Punctuation Lion.” he said.

A semi-colon hit Chesty Cough Girl full in the coughy chest, knocking her several metres down the corridor.

“& Obscure Usage of a Semi+Colon Ocelot;”

A swarm of interabangs flew at Origami Man’s face. Continuity Leopard snapped a few of them out of the air. He considered the taste, then ate the rest.

“This, is. ridiculous:” said Traditional Bluetac Gatherer.