Yamada: ...why is the house quiet... Wait, is that soft jazz? Is Aizawa...?
*moves to bedroom and excitedly opens door*
*notices rose petals leading to the bathroom*
*goes to bathroom and opens door to find Aizawa asleep in the tub, no water, but using a blue sleeping bag*
Yamada: Uh... Aizawa, if you were trying to be romantic, you didn't quite-
Aizawa opens an eye: You've yet to unzip me.
Yamada's face flares: A-Aizawa!
Aizawa wiggles eyebrows suggestively: Well?
*Yamada then unzips Aizawa's sleeping bag to see him in another, slightly smaller sleeping bag*
Yamada raises eyebrow: Uh, Aizawa...?
Aizawa, whispering intensely: Keep going!
*Yamada proceeds to unzip 7 more sleeping bags before he comes to Aizawa's body, which has jeans on, and nothing else*
Yamada looks up at him: Is this a joke?
Aizawa: I dunno, is it?
*Yamada unzips pants to see boxers that say "Sike" on them*
Aizawa: It was Hitoshi's idea... I was too tired to argue.
