#teamshirtless

So Drake and R - it’s obv fake as fuck, Rhi always only loves the one who hurts but Drake’s like the only rapper who makes money off records now, so she needs him.

But she’ll go back to CB eventually, because she’s basically dumb and thinks that because he can’t control himself he loves her.

And while Drake is many things - soft as a bag of marshmallows, tough as a comfy sweater knitted out of unicorn manes, the type of dude who holds his legs up in the 10-2 position while he gets his booty licked, etc. - he’s not knuckle-draggingly slow.

So he knows she’ll drop him like a hot rock. Embarrassing public proclamations or no.

So why stick around?

Long game my brother.

He’ll never have an “out on bail” album. Ahahaha man oh shit. Yeah no way.

So what’s LL Kool Whip going to do to cement his legacy? Post-Rhi-Rhi breakup ablum dog. It is WRITTEN.

That’s a double ablum for sure. And with that he can ice skate off into irrelevance, having cemented his legacy.