#teampirate

✨ #TeamPirate ✨

TeamPirate is what this fandom needed. TeamPirate is the future. TeamPirate is the answer to the question everyone was asking:

Will Orange be extra?

The answer is yes, because we believe in #TeamPirate.

You know me as an analyst, who does deep researches and writes long analysis posts, in order to find out the true meaning behind the smaller and apparently most insignificant detail.

That’s why I will expose now the in-depth theory I worked on, that will clarify why TeamPirate is the right choice:

✨ ✨ ✨ I want a Pirate Orange  ✨ ✨ ✨

I know, maybe you’re not fully convinced yet to join our team, despite the in-depth analysis. That’s why I worked on this very serious graph that you can find down below:

As you can see for the very accurate data given, if Orange is a pirate there’s a 300% change he will be the coolest and most extra among all other possible Oranges.

Also, please, consider this: a dad, a teacher, a prince, a duke, a emo, a snek, a pirate.

Pirate Orange works perfectly. It may seem random, but if we have a snek, why can’t we have a pirate? See? It works.

Not convinced yet? Please look at the graph again. I bet you’re convinced now.

So, what can you do to join our fleet?

We just want a pirate Orange. Since we are all mature people and we know that appearances don't matter, we based this idea entirely on aesthetics.

And on denial too, because Thomas will never listen to us. But we have enough drinks to forget it and cheer.

We are a open fleet, who welcomes all kind of Orange. Do you believe Orange is Wrath? Please, join our first, bigger and stronger campaing #piratewrath2020or2021. Do you believe Orange is Ignorance? Fine, but make him pirate. Do you believe Orange is Thomas’ self esteem? What about a self esteem who is also a pirate? Do you believe Orange is Joan? Pirate Joan is 300% cooler! Do you believe Orange is the friends we made along the way? Make it ✨ pirate ✨

With your own campaign, you will have your own ship, part of our fleet. The ship will be guided by your own pirate Orange, who will be your captain too. Other people want to join you and be a member of your ship? Of course they can, we brought a lot of ships and we need someone to clean up to have fun with!

Also, please consider these two very serious points:

We already have ships, so the shippers’ job is already 50% done

Orange is a dark side, so he has a villain aesthetic too. And since we all know when you join the dark side there are cookies, we have cookies too. I bet you’re convinced now.

Pirate Orange is the future and we will be the fleet who sails the waters of this fandom, drunk with whatever we want to drink, cookies and denial. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll be powerful enough to ask Thomas for a pirate Orange. Or maybe not. Who cares, there’s still something to drink.

Of course, all kind of drinks are welcomed too. We’re not strickly rum-drinker.

You’re not convinced yet? Please look at the graph again. I bet you’re in now.

A lot of people already joined us!

We’re a strong reality with a long history. Since the day of our foundation (yesterday), our goal was to bring more pirates everywhere because Pirates Are Cool. See, strong ideals.

You don’t think you will be happy with us? Listen to the incredible stories others member of our crew told about us:

I’mMakingUpNames said:

“Since I joined #TeamPirate my skin is cleaned by pores are now open... and I don’t remember the meme anymore. Is it valid anyway or...?”

DefinitelyRealPerson said:

“I was lost into this fandom, thinking that having Orange was more important than aesthetic. But after looking at that graph, I joined the team and I’m now a proud member of the fleet. Have you looked at the graph? That’s very serious. I bet it took hours and not two minutes on Google.”

ThisIsAllIronyPleaseDon’tTakeMeSeriously said:

“#TeamPirate is the best possible choice. Before joining, life gave me lemons. Now life gives me oranges and we definitely need them on our ship. You know, to avoid a scurvy epidemic.”

Not convinced yet after those serious and extremely real stories? Please, look at the graph again.

Join us!

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Oh, lovely questions! Thank you so very much for the ask! :)

❤️ - Favorite Line - This is from CBGB (Working title)

"Nah, you have fun! I've got an early home visit tomorrow and I'm feeling like a drum …," Patton grinned and danced his shoulders back and forth, waiting for the groan his pun was certain to pull out of his long-suffering older brother.

🗣 - Favorite Dialog Exchange - Untitled Fic for Loceit Week

"What, gay? Do you have a problem with gay men, Sanders?"

Logan raised an eyebrow and tilted his head, "No, on the contrary.” He let his eyes trace the lines of Janus’ lips before meeting his eyes. “I assure you, my inquiry was driven by more than idle curiosity.”

🤝 - A line that introduces a character: This is from Do Us Any Harm

“Y’ three sit down, sit down,” The Captain wore a floppy hat tied with a bright orange silk and a matching shirt whose sleeves spilled out the edges of a long oilcloth coat, high-water length tight black pants and a cutlass draped across his hips. Logan noticed he was barefoot, and, belatedly, that he and Janus, and Remus were, as well.

✍️ - A line I’ve edited (before and after) - Also from Do Us Any Harm

Before: “We’re tracking the Pinafore and we’ll be on them by dawn.”

After: “We’re trackin’ th’ Pinafore an’ if my Boatswain’s as good a navigator as he thinks he is,” he winked at Logan, “We’ll be on ‘em in two days.”

🤯 - A surprising line/revelation - From Drs. Sanders-Patshki

Emile froze, staring at Logan’s palm. “They very rarely do in the beginning.”

🤔 - A line where a character makes a decision - From CBGB (Working Title)

context

I said I was gonna make art of it so I did

Have this @beauty-and-passion

#TeamPirate

Genre: Adventure/Quest

Characters: Pirate!Orange, Remus Sanders | First Mate, Janus Sanders | Scout, Logan Sanders | Quarter Master, Virgil Sanders | Cook& ig Crew. 

Note: Yes, I dragged Logan into this. Yes, this is just a sea quest. Yes, I tagged beauty-and-passion because they were encouraging this and wanted to see it.

This fan fiction is specifically for Team Pirate, if you are unaware see the link.

“Well, I like running around my room and giving out “virtual” hugs to others! Since I can’t actually hug them.. Oh! I also play games on my free time!”

The thing is: it doesn’t have to fit. It’s just for aesthetic ✨✨✨

And if it may sound immature, well, yes, it is. But consider that pirates are cool and extra and being cool and extra is the main goal of the dark sides, so a pirate would fit perfectly well.

I’m inexcusable.

While you all beautiful members of Team Pirate share your wonderful anthems, I forgot to share the song I know about pirates.

So here I am, to make amend for my mistakes, by presenting you this song. It’s called Wolves of the Sea, played by a band called Pirates of the Sea. Something tells me originality wasn’t the strongest suit, but who cares. I still love it.

How do I know about it? Because this song was in Eurovision. For the not-Europeans: theoretically Eurovision is a musical contest, but it’s actually our personal way to go to war. We don’t use guns, but we challenge each other with the gayest, most glittery, flaming and extra performance we have. Sometimes karma does its job and the most extra wins. Other times it’s a fucking ballad and then we all complain. That’s also why we love this contest.

It only allows me to submit a picture one at a time and I’m so mad. Oop you can just download the pics and not post the many pictures I’m about to submit lol.

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I don’t know why it allowed you to submit only one picture, I managed to put them all together! Anyway, here is this wonderful Pirate Orange with even more wonderful glitter details!