Quotes From Last Night’s Game
"If we're going to die, we're going to do it in a dungeon!" - the cleric
"No more month-long 'vacations' in the swamp" - the wizard
"We just want to let the guy know we know stuff too." - the rogue
"Can we change his name to Sir Turd Ferguson?" - the barbarian
"This guy could sell a horse in under a minute!" - the fighter
"When they get back, I fuck around with them for about 20 minutes before I let them back on the airship" - the fighte
"I am not going back to that noble district for like 100 years" - the monk
"Trident. Didn't work" - the barbarian on the magical trident
"You should use your winged boots like a hoverboard and cause someone to crash in to a pile of manure" - the barbarian to the rogue
"Who is this guy? Can I murder him?" - the rogue
"Give me the strongest whiskey you have, I'll chug a gallon of it and purify myself" - the rogue after being poisoned
"I'm meditating in shame in the corner" - the monk, after tragic failure rolls
"It's a pig party!" -the DM
"And we're just chanting 'BEAR! BEAR! BEAR!'" -the barbarian
"But instead, you got to pee on some goblins" - the barbarian
"You've been spending time with an endless wine cask and a bear." - the DM
"Here, buddy, I brought you an entire roasted pig." - the rogue "Did you at least wrap it in tin foil?" - the fighter
"I'm waiting for my magic items like a kid standing at the mailbox" - the fighter
"Somewhere on the ethereal plane, there's just a cloud of vomit" - the rogue
"I'm just sitting in my room imagining the rest of the party is off giving money to the poor" - the cleric (we're drinking)
"Do you ever have one of those days where you just want to eat mashed potatoes until you die?" - the rogue
""We should put a cool flame paint job on the airship, decepticon stickers on the back" - the rogue
"You can't take him to the nobles, he looks like a rotten avocado" - the fighter on the acid-burned wizard
"Don't leave the place all sticky while we're gone." - the rogue "I'm going to drink a slurpee in the pilot's seat!" - the fighter
"I'll stay behind, but only if you guys leave me the everfull wineskin" - the fighter
"We need a magical airship dock" - the fighter
"Barbarians practice anti-yoga" - the barbarian
