Dead, flat feet struck the smooth cobbles of the streets of WaterDeepâs illustrious guilds district as a dead half-orc grumpily stomped down a war-path of introspection. âIdiots.â He thought. âFools, jokes, the lot of them. Iâm the smartest. Prince of minds, chosen of the Lady; but do they listen? No. I will leave them to their follies. When action must be taken then I can act.â He seethed, glaring at the cowering merchants terrified by his simplest stride. âWhy do these living fools quake so at the sight of Death? It must come to all of them in time. Perhaps some deserve it sooner rather than later. I could destroy them, this whole weak city would crumble beneath my feet.' The unbidden thought gave the dead guyâs feet pause as he poked at the idea, weighing its measure and worth. He discarded it offhandedly, recognizing that laying waste would take time and that the party already had a new geas theyâd bound themselves to. He stood stock still, questioning his role in the party, wondering if he should simply take his little brother and run away, find things more worth killing. Frost formed over his limbs as he pondered, statuesque, plotting his route back to his kin; without the distractions of a living brain to get in the way he retained an internal map of the city in perfect clarity. He had walked to what the masked lords had referred to as the Slums, completely on the opposite end of the city in his furious wanderings. Just then his scouter chirped a shrill warning as a dozen more of the gith assassins his team had so recently thwarted disengaged from the cloying shadows of the slum walls; each held a shimmering silver falchion, their blades somehow reflecting the late afternoon light into a web of shadows and force over the dead guyâs limbs. âExcellentâ he thought. âAnother feeble attempt at immobilizing me? ME? FOOLS! NOW YOU WILL KNOW DEATH!â He allowed a smirk to cross his face as he broke free of the shadowy bonds, but his bravado faltered when each gith applied their own layer of shadows, the web of force expanding to many fine layers of impenetrable shell, trapping the ego of the revenant. Through the shells he could see the gith assassins layering more bindings over him as still more of the black-clad beasts appeared to begin dragging the furious half-orc into a darker-yet alley of the wicked district. A cold, hissing sound that the dead guy could almost have recognized as laughter (if heâd been alive enough to care) echoed down the narrow and dank walls of the alley. A spark of blue-fire ignited the bowl of a crystalline pipe held in the mouth of an un-masked gith, her face covered in a patchwork of scars from a lifetime of battle. She smiled at the bound knight, her too-sharp teeth curving in disconcerting directions throughout her mouth. âWell well well, when my agents told me they had failed to recover your sword I had the messengers eviscerated out of fury. I had never imagined it would inspire my men enough to bring you to me, my Nyt.â Her words hissed out on icy breaths, their twisted whispers penetrating the layers of binding over the Knight in fractured echoes. The word she called him struck a chord deep within him, but his dead body had no understanding for music. The gith gently brushed her hand over the bindings covering his face and the web of shadows parted as easily as a laced curtain. She stroked the side of his head tenderly, as though familiar with the motion. âWho are you?â he barked, struggling to recoil at the sensation; his body was meant for pain, pleasure played no purpose. Again her chilly hiss of a laugh whispered through the alleyway, taken up in turn by the score of agents cluttering the cramped shadowed space. âMy my, am I so forgettable dearest? Let me see if I canât refresh your memoryâŠâ With that she placed her fingers along his skull, the ten scaly points of pressure ice-cold against his deadened skin; she let out a sickly moan of effort as her fingers began to sink through flesh and bone, icy spikes stabbing into the grey matter of the revenant. Silver static clouded the Knightâs vision but no pain found him. Through the static, black words hovered for a moment in his vision, blocky and bold and certainly sent by one Lady. They read âDEAD BRAINS TELL NO TALES, MY KNIGHTâ before vanishing from his vision, along with the static. The gith womanâs moans became frantic as she began muttering under her breath, only loud enough for the dead guy to hear. âNo no nonono, whatâs happening? Why canât I see? What have you done? No, STOP!â there was the briefest of falling sensations and then Nyt stood on an endless battlefield, ages and eras and scores of millenniaâs long spanning an infinite plane of battle. For one joyful moment he believed he stood on the sacred heavenly grounds of his orcish people. He could see orcs engaged in bloody battle, but more than orcs he could see every race he could think of, each in all-out war with an unstoppable legion of Gith. Nyt realized what he was seeing; it was the womanâs plan. In a momentâs thought he understood her goal to bring all-out war to the known universe, siege all known peoples until only the gith were left alive. It was then Nyt saw below the battlefield to a colossal monstrosity below, its ebon tendrils connected to each of the gith, guiding their destruction. Somehow it sensed the Knightâs attention and turned its massive form to face him. When it spoke its voice thundered in the sky, shaking the entire reality Nyt stood upon. âYOU WILL NOT STOP US. WE ARE COMING. YOU WILL ALL DIE.â With that Nyt was blasted backwards, and after another brief sensation of plummeting towards doom he was back in his dead body, the githâs fingers still buried knuckle-deep into his skull. She recoiled with a shriek as a blast of static shattered the encompassing shadows, her eyes burning in silver fire. Before he could draw his blade her hand lashed out with snake-like speed and seized his tongue between her bony claws.  âAh-ahâ she hissed through clenched curled teeth, her free hand covering her still-smoldering eyes. âCanât have you spoiling my surprise. Nothing will stop the Obsidian Orderâ Before he could react her hand slashed down from her eyes, slicing through the tough muscle of the tongue with jagged claws. Nyt was aware of a hot ripping motion as his tongue was ripped out of his mouth, curdled blood splatting the rough cobbles at his feet. His vision darkened for a moment at the sudden loss of coagulated blood, and when his eyes settled he was lying on his side among the wet blood-splattered cobbles of the alley, but was otherwise alone. Like with all things since he had Awoken he could remember the vision of the Beast beneath the Battlefield with perfect clarity. He could remember the malice he felt pouring from it into the gith armies. He couldnât remember who this woman was, however, or how she seemed to know him. The dead guy picked himself up, resolving to find the team and use them as the blunt weapon they were to expunge the secrets of the Obsidian Order and kill the wretched shrew who had stolen his tongue. A strange third option flickered through his head in between 'kill' or 'not kill' which was 'ask'. This new thought was confusing and was quickly filed away for use much later. First however, some shopping would need to occur. It was much easier now that he couldnât speak he found. He bought some seeds for his new head holes. They would grow to form a crown of black roses, if everything went according to Her planâŠ
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(From TeamGoodPunch episode 4; The Nerrada Awakens. Ember was unable to attend, and got caught up having his memories devoured by tainted moss. Good times)
Ember shifted out of his animal form as gracefully as a dancer shedding a coat as he once more felt the depressing presence of earth pushing him into the cold steel of the cramped vent space; no longer weightless and still splattered with psychic sludge from the gibbering berbalangs Ember longed to fold into his lotus form and meditate and steady his weary mind. The firm hand of Grom roughly shoved on Emberâs rump as he was bull-rushed forward through the vent before being pulled by KaEllaâs stony grip into a chamber heavy with a heady smog of pollen.
The air pressed heavily against the party, each member quickly succumbing to their own disgraceful form of unconsciousness. Soon the loamy shed was permeated with the distinct minotaur-snores of Grom, the stone-grinding haggard breath of KaElla, and the piercing gaze of the drow in her own meditations glinting hints of red light from the corner opposite Ember. Cora lingered at a doorway, content to allow the party to rest despite his insistence that they leave this ruined craft. Still untrusting of this spectral elf, Ember shut his eyes and attuned his senses to the Aether, allowing the splendor of nature to flow through him as he steadied his frayed mind.
He was halfway through aligning his soul chakra when a familiar titter of bemused idiocy cracked his concentration like a malnourished quail egg; slumping through the vent-opening into the room with all the grace of a sedated water-buffalo Nyx dragged the half-mad-half-dead sorcerer into the room before dumping him carelessly on the floor, where they both immediately sunk into an exhausted rest. Ember briefly considered turning them over so the moss wasnât pressed into their faces, but ruled out the idea as tedious and unnecessary. Forcing his eyes shut and blocking out the dreamy whispers and giggles of the newcomers, Ember refocused on completing his meditation.
It wasnât until sometime later that Ember opened his eyes; a deep shuddering breath flowed out of him, condensation clinging in the cool air as he unlocked his third-eye chakra. Glancing around the dim chamber now offered a cornucopia of beauty. Flowers of every variety budded, bloomed, and blossomed in rapid order as if Ember was watching a sped-up slideshow of seasons. His companions faded into the background as brownish lumps of breathing compost, irrelevant against the splendid beauty of the dancing petals. In a tiny, tinny voice Ember could hear whispers issuing from a fuchsia snap-dragon by his ear:
âEmber of Elves, with Members who delve remember my casual warning;
All things will die, no matter how sly; no matter the depth of the mourning.
Return you I can, O handsome elf man; so you may resume forest adorning.
Follow my flora and ignore the old Cora; youâll stroll through your glade by morning.â
Ember found himself moving despite not recalling standing up. A glance over his shoulder took him by surprise; for years Ember had sought to perfect astral projection, allowing him to leave his physical shell behind while his ethereal state was free to tread through the barrier between the world and the feywild. Ember now clearly saw his body still peacefully held in its lotus position as more brilliant flora bloomed over him, keeping his body safe. Bioluminescent lilies bloomed in a line along the floor, guiding Ember out of the room and up a flight of steps.
For just a moment Ember lingered at the top of the flight of moss-covered stairs; why hadnât Cora tried to stop him? Surely an elf of his age should have been able to notice Ember slinking by, but the aged guide had made no effort to impede him. Curious, Ember considered for a moment going back and asking the guide about this strange plant-life, but as the thought form it curdled and turned to dust. The lilies on the floor blinked an urgent pattern, enticing Ember to move deeper into the heart of this mossy realm. Ember knew he had been thinking of something, some danger, but it had trickled out of his head and turned to naught but smoke.
Drifting in a dream-like state Ember bore witness to hints of shades bustling through the craft; busy-bodied orc-silhouettes hurried to-&-fro carrying tools, boxes, clipboards, alien items from an alien time. The more Ember watched the more he remembered being a member of the shipâs crew. He could suddenly recall the mining vessel in its heyday, its crew toiling in the heat of hard work as they sucked the life from planet after planet. The idea was an anathema to Ember and he pushed the memories away, sickened at the horrid despoiling of the Nature.
Back in his own mind Ember found he had drifted up another flight of stairs in the twisted memories of lives half-lived; now he stood before a glass chamber filled-to-burst with moss with guardian humanoid forms lingering just in sight scattered around the spongy, moss-coated floor. Protectors, Ember reasoned, implied that he was at the heart of the moss. It had promised to return him to his forest, and had brought him to its core, but Ember could discern no further way to progress.
As though it was beckoned by the thought, a portion of the glass slid soundlessly open, and the rustle of the moss whispered pleas to Ember, begging him to step inside, to come closer. A part of Ember was trying to scream something to the rest of him, something about danger, or anger. Ember tried to remember the significance of those words, and found that staring into his mind was now akin to shouting into a dense autumn fog; regardless of your fervor, the depths of the haze was impermeable. He allowed his feet to float on, into the depths of the gaping portal of mysterious moss.
Inside of the chamber, Ember found perfection; the walls of glass and moss faded, and his bare feet were brushed and scratched by parched summer long-blade grass. High-above in branches bluebirds tweeted their mating song as a kingfisher cheeped merrily over a well-won meal. Ember gazed around and recognized every inch. True to its whispered word, he was standing in the heart of his forest. He didnât know what magic had transpired to bring him home, but it didnât matter. He was home now, and as far as Ember could remember that was all that ever mattered.
He spent the rest of the summer strolling through his thousand-acre garden, visiting old friends and relatives and spending his nights sleeping under the sparkling twilight of the stars. Contentment was the word Ember would use to describe the idyllic time; he could not remember a more perfect summer in the forest. As Ember reflected on that, he couldnât remember a time ever this perfect in the forest. Every summer brought infestations, fires, interlopers, and a dozen-score other problems that required Emberâs supervision. Ember tried to remember any problems he had faced this summer.
He came up empty. He sought out his forest friends only to find their burrows and nests empty. Ember scanned his mind to think where they might have all gone, and was unable to come up with answers. The deeper he thought about his forest friends, the more he realized he had no memory of anyone else living in his woods. He began to run over the underbrush, shouting, making noise to startle some life in the woods. Had there been a sunrise since he arrived in his woods? Had the days passed at all, or have they been locked in permanent night? Ember couldnât remember, and as he ran panic overtook him.
These were not his woods. The grass hadnât grown at all, and Ember could not find a single fallen leaf missing from any of his trees. Ember searched frantically, cold terror-sweats flopping over his graceful limbs. In the center of the forest there was a lake, Ember knew. He would find fish there, at least. Had he eaten since he arrived? How long had he been here?
He ran full tilt now, barreling towards the lake at breakneck speed; the faster he ran, the louder a roar of whispers began to catch-up to him.
âYou fool!â the voice shrieked at him. âI have given you perfection, and yet you still seek escape. You are nothing! You have always been nothing. You will return to oblivion and be mine!â The image of the forest shattered under Emberâs feet, trees and boulders falling away like stained glass from an ancient templeâs panes. The lake at the center of Emberâs glade stood a floating black mass of malevolent moss, twining twisted forms in its wretched coils. Ember tried to recall facts about moss, but the mass of vines shot out, twisting an icy band around his throat.
He could feel it now; his memories being drained away as the noose of vine twisted tighter around Emberâs slender throat. He tried to call his power to him, to shift out of the mossâ grasp, and instead found his mind bombarded with more horrendous false-memories. A thousand snippets of squandered lives, Ember was made to witness in agonizing flashes of memory as the orcs built this massive space-ship, toiled through the outer void to rob the souls of planets before unearthing the heart of darkness.
Ember saw as they brought dark relics aboard the ship, and was treated to the centuries of degradation as the ship plummeted to this earth, its crew devolving into the horrid foulspawn as the shadow-monster the crew had brought aboard tainted all life it touched. Twisted shadows twined throughout the craft, warping the flesh and awakening the evil inside the moss. His mind burned with silver pain, as he tried to fight the images back. Beside himself with anguish Ember cried out as another shockwave of hideous thoughts tore his memories from him and bombarded him with false lives.
Without warning the pain stopped. Ember realized he was now screaming in relative silence, and braved to open his eyes. He sat in a small box, five walls colored an unearthly glowing white, with the six a window of crystal before Ember; on the other side of the window, a patient and tired elf sat on a small stool, sipping white tea. Ember recognized Cora, though he appeared now to be much more solid than his ghostly form Ember was used to.
âAh, you were able to tear yourself away for a moment. Splendid.â The elf spoke calmly, and took a small sip of tea. âYou see now why I have been trying to cast you out of this ship. This is no place for the soft-of-heart.â Ember made to speak, but when he opened his mouth mossy sludge began to issue forth, twisting tendrils coiling on the floor. âYes, I see the moss has you.â Cora remarked with a trace of disdain, and a hint of sadness. âThe Oblivion Moss has claimed hundreds of minds, and savors elves the most. It will try to keep you alive for decades, if it can, harvesting your thoughts until you are nothing but a compost heap.â
Cora hesitated before speaking again. âI have watched many souls claimed by this wretched craft. Orsimer or no, they were beings, and no living thing deserves the fate this ship condemns so many to.â Cora stood and looked at Ember for a long time, as if trying to make a difficult decision. Several more times Ember tried to speak, but the tide of moss in his lungs felt endless, and was helpless to do little more but slip about in slime. Cora seemed to reach his decision; ânevertheless, I will not let an elf perish under my watch. You, Ember, must become a paragon of elves. I will give you what power I can yet offer.â
Somberly, Cora walked towards the window-pane that separated the two small, white rooms. He glided through the separation easy as breathing, and touched the white-hot point of his thumb to Emberâs scattered mind. âI cannot repair your mind, but I can empower your Soul.â With this and a gasp of breath Cora was gone, his silver energy crackling over the bent form of Ember. As the mind-fog lifted, Ember could sense the void behind his eyes; something had stolen his memories from him, and the only things Ember could remember now were his woods and a thousand scattered images of half-lives half-lived on this ruined vessel.
Ember peered into the void that occupied the space behind his eyes; no matter how hard he stared, he could scarcely espy more than a trace of memory before it turned to smoke and ash. Deep in the recesses of his mind something echoed a whispered threat:
âYou think Iâm playing at some game? You think iron or platinum will keep you safe? Heed my words, questers; Do not mistake my shadows for my form. Your kind sees a glimmer of light dappling on the water and forgets the fathomless, frigid black beneath. Listen, fools; You cannot harm me but you can still run & hide. In this I will not be defied. Leave this place if you value your lives.
The malicious words streaked black pain through Ember, the threat magnified inside his mind.
âBy the Vashta Nerrada (elvish for: enveloping shadow [a type of shadow found in the underdark known for swallowing entire cities]): if you run counter to my desire, the remainder of your brief mortal spark will be a symphony of misery. I swear by stone and steel and stygian pits; Iâll make a game of you; Iâll stalk you unseen and choke-out any flicker of solace you find; youâll never know a kind touch; a breath of rest; a momentâs piece of mind.
Ember couldnât help but imagine being swallowed by the malicious shade, his body being ripped apart and dissolved by acidic night.
âBy the empty night and the dozing moon: if you bring any amount of despair to my Master, I will tear you open and wallow around like a slaad in slime. Iâll string a lute with your ligaments and command your bones to play it while I dance.
At mention of the Master Ember was treated to scarring images of a scaled monstrosity in the back of the shadows, a massive form of angry flesh and bone exuding fear and hatred as intense as the sunâs own light.
âBy all that is endarkened: You are not wise enough to fear me as I should be feared; you do not know the first note of shadow-music that I orchestrate.
Ember awoke, terror shaking his body so hard he was snapped out of his trance; as he awoke he could see through dappled luminous rainbows he was lying not-uncomfortably on the bottom of a sphere made of condensed moss and vines. Pinning him down was a terrifying beast unlike anything Ember had seen before. An abomination of flesh and chitin, the creature perched on Emberâs chest with 3 rows of sharp viney limbs piercing his pale torso. From its back spread enormous moth-like wings, gently flapping as fractal spirals of moss and vines spread out from behind it to further spread its tainted flora. The creatureâs chest was gaping open, a putrid purple crystal seeping hideous energy into the fiendâs body.
The face was the worst; resembling a mix between moth and mantis, terrifying segmented eyes gazed in all directions atop spindly flesh-tubes; dripping mandibles protruded from its gaping maw, and Ember could feel the points of pressure and pain pressed into the temples of his skull; the profusely leaking maw shrieked a âskreeâ of horrified surprise as Ember locked furious eyes with the abomination. As it continued to shriek, Ember could feel the psychic assault regain its footing and vehemence.
âYou will not escape!â the creature shrieked into the void of Emberâs mind. âYour friends will fail, I will turn you all to oblivion! You are nothing!!â
âNO,â said Ember, fighting the assault back. âNO! I am not nothing! You may have taken my memories, but you cannot take me. I am ELF! And you will feel every iota of my wrath!â Rage boiled in Emberâs veins as he allowed his muscle-memory to ease into the shift; without memory of animals, his wildform grew to a massive ape-man, silver-white fur appearing in mats over his skin. An extra pair of arms burst from his chest and in a flurry of furry fury Ember began tearing at the delicate carapace of the aberration. Limbs flew and shrieks issued as
Ember allowed his blind fury control, rippling and tearing and biting everything he could reach.
When the weight of the bug lifted from his body he shifted back into his lithe elven form and slipped away from the monster. Readying his energies came naturally (the creature could not steal that from him, at least), and Ember lobbed volleys of flaming sparrows at the beast. It turned on him, rearing its massive wings behind it and blocking Ember from leaving its cage. The creature retreated to a corner of the moss-filled chamber, clearing a space on the floor before Ember. Humanoid shapes, distorted through the medium of maddened moss, rose from the ground between Ember and the glass-paned exits of this cage.
As Ember gazed at the humanoid effigies before him something about them seemed familiar but he was unable to place what. Lost in the momentâs thought the effigies took their chance to attack; the tallest among them, a towering humanoid with bullâs horns on its crown charged Ember; slender figures at the back of the groups shot out hissing dark energies; several blocky forms held crude wooden sledgehammers, menacing Ember and protecting the other effigies; and suddenly Ember was aware heâd been flanked by a shadowy plant grasping short, sharp spikes.
The creatures attacked in perfect unison, each lunging forward intent on slaying the foolish elf who defied their master. Though coordinated, Ember was able to deduce they were far from combat-educated, and with grace Ember was able to side-step the attacks while firing bolts of energy in return. He spun and dodged the elegant dance effortless despite the thought-theft. Despite how masterful the dance, however, Ember was unable to make progress towards freedom. Each step would awaken a new effigy to block his path, and soon Ember was once-again surrounded by moss, though the lurking forms of the twisted effigy was little enough improvement from being pinned under a monstrosity.
âYou will not escapedâ the creature hissed from its shadowy corner. âNo one escapes. You are mine! You are NOTHING!!!â
When Ember next spoke, it was not his normal voice; it was as though another was speaking for him, through him. âI AM THE GUIDE, THE GUARDIAN OF TWILIGHT! YOU! DEFILER OF LIVES AND LEGIONS! YOU!! RUINER OF HOPES AND DREAMS!! YOU!!! STAND BEFORE ME AND COWER. I WILL SHOW UNTO YOU THE WRATH OF NATURE!!! PERISH, ABOMINATION!!â Silver light cracked through the darkness, blasting the effigies into duff as the stunned hive-mind reeled back from the force of the energies flowing from Ember. As wisps of moss burned away Emberâs sensitive eyes could see a sea of chaos before him; out the door of the life-support wing Ember could see physical shadows assaulting more of the mosslings, the wretched pairs entwined in a horrible melee.
Far beyond the swiftly swinging and singing blades across the bridge Emberâs fine eyes could see creatures, more human than anyone else, fighting for their lives as a floating disk carried them away; though he couldnât remember anything something about those beings seemed familiar. With the litheness and form of a massive jungle cat Ember leapt through the glass of the chamber towards the bridge. Outside of the insulated glass Ember was suddenly struck by a wailing klaxon of dissonant sound that nearly knocked him flat. A pitchy voice in rough elvish was screeching nonsense over the klaxon, warning of âsingularity containment breachesâ and âstructural collapse imminent if not contained.â
At the far-end of the bridge the vault door opposite the life-support wing was slowly opening and with each inch a sensation of a constant tug pulled Ember, moss, and shadows alike toward it. Ember tried to fight the steady beckoning, but when he turned found the massive looming form of the Moss Queen. It shrieked and dived towards Ember, now fighting to maintain grace amid all the chaos, and he was forced back along the bridge. Mosslings and shades fought in a bitter rivalry while Ember struggled to dance his retreat away from the wretched abomination. Looking for an escape, Ember peered into the quasi-darkness of the deck below in time to witness a sea of twisted forms boil forth from a gaping chasm far below. The foulspawn crashed along the walls of the craft like waves, speckles of madden monster latching to the walls and scaling it with spiderâs ease.
The klaxon reached its peak as the third massive vault door yawned open; inside Ember could see a monstrous crack in the space, a yawning portal into the hungry void. A splinter of physical fury lay trapped before it, drawing in light and life in equal measure and maliciousness. Pinned beneath the splinter were the bones of an elf, encircled by green fire. With the doors open monsters and platforms alike sped into the gaping glowing maw, compressing into specks of minute light before being ultimately snuffed out.
An aged, familiar (though Ember could no longer place from where it was familiar) voice crackled in Emberâs ears: âUse the fire, Ember.â With a momentâs focus Ember peered in to the green flames, and as he stared the fire took form, shape, until it hung in the air in an ancient symbol; elves have many symbols to convey many things, but there is no mistaking it when the sigil of Natureâs Wrath burns bright. Shadows, monsters, and moss all shrieked in sudden terror as the chamber filled with emerald light. âThere! That Platform! Fly, you fool!â the voice shouted in his head over the din of the monster-storm.
Ember saw the platform; a squat disk with several rings set into it was flying towards the portal. Shifting into an eagle as he leapt, Ember saw the clawed hooks of the Moss Queen fly out to catch his leg. He spun and tore at the tendril with his razor-sharp beak but more tendrils found purchase amid his avian-flesh. Panicked eyes scanned for a tool, a bit of leverage to use against the approaching horror, and Ember heard the familiar voice one last time âI will use whatâs left of me to save you. Do not squander this chance. You are a paragon for elves; protect nature, honor earth.â As the whispers died away Ember saw the faintest of outlines of an old elf on the platform before it dived at the Moss Queen, driving it and the shades into the yawning portal even as the doors began to shut.
A shiver of energy ran over Ember, and a swirling galaxy of pin-pricks of light began coruscating around his tired body; the shiver continued, and blurred though it was by the dancing lights Ember saw the doors of the chamber snap shut, the sigil of Natureâs Wrath still burned into his mind. As the lights subsided Ember let out a shuddering breath, blood and vomit fighting for first-place out of his weary throat. Ember fell to the ground in his Elven form, the weariness and exhaustion steaming off his body.
Ember looked around; he was in an unknown chamber, dimly lit from high above. Knowing not the way out, or how he even got here, he sat and waited. He knew not for what, but, with nowhere else to go, Ember sat down, folded into his lotus form, and meditated. Someone would surely be along soon, wouldnât they?
Congratulations! You have set up your Paragon Path: Twilight Guardian! Additionally, due to the severe exposure to Oblivion Moss, Ember now suffers from acute amnesia! Suffering from a fractured memory, he now must attempt to rediscover who he is, where he comes from, and how to even find his forest at this point!
(This monologue visited the members of TeamGoodPunch while they slumbered amid the Oblivion Moss) You think I'm playing at some game? You think iron or platinum will keep you safe? Heed my words, questers; Do not mistake my shadows for my form. Your kind sees a glimmer of light dappling on the water and forgets the fathomless, frigid black beneath. Listen, fools; You cannot harm me but you can still run & hide. In this I will not be defied. Leave this place if you value your lives. âBy the enveloping shadow: if you run counter to my desire, the remainder of your brief mortal spark will be an symphony of misery. I swear by stone and steel and stygian pits; I'll make a game of you; I'll stalk you unseen and choke-out any flicker of solace you find; You'll never know a kind touch; a breath of rest; a moment's piece of mind. âBy the empty night and the dozing moon: if you bring any amount of despair to my master, I will tear you open and wallow around like a slaad in slime. I'll string a lute with your ligaments and command your bones to play it while I dance. "By all that is endarkened: You are not wise enough to fear me as I should be feared; You do not know the first note of shadow-music that I orchestrate.
Nyx & Sebastian's Wild Ride Part 3; Escape from the Foulspawn Prisons
(This final piece reuinites our party, only slightly the worse for wear)
Nyx and Sebastian saw one-another right away; From Sebastianâs perspective, Nyx was the only noticeable patch of shadow in the swirling sea of arcane energies sweeping foulspawn off their feet away from him; conversely, Sebastian was a literal beacon from Nyxâs perspective, a glowing effigy of chaos pouring elemental fury through the cramped prison corridors. Thinking quickly and instinctively, Nyx ducked into the shadowy enclave of her former cell and stepped into the shadowed silhouette behind Sebastian.
Nyx seized the opportunity; dragging Sebastian backwards Nyx headed deeper into the prison, down the long corridor to the looming vault at the end of the path. She reasoned that with doors that big they must be guarding something, and anywhere that wasnât these halls was an improvement in her mind. What caused her to decide to head deeper into the wreckage than back the way they had been brought was somewhat a mystery to her; it felt as though her infernal benefactor was tweaking her actions, a puppet-master pulling at her strings.
As she back-pedaled along the hallway glowing stones lining the floor stabbed at her eyes, a specter of the torturer lurking on every side of her periphery. Nyx noticed a faint glow pulsing steadily from Sebastianâs front, finding scarred lines of energy burned into a checkerboard of light over his entire front. âNo wonder heâs tired,â Nyx thought to herself as she leered at Sebastianâs burned body. It wasnât until she reached the towering door of the chamber behind her (there appeared to be some dialect of elvish scrawled above the door, but without a way to read it Nyx was left guessing at this roomâs purpose) that Nyx realized the door was barred and sealed, with no obvious way of entering.
The things down the corridor had been tracking her movements, slowly advancing on the edge of Sebastianâs light; now that she had stopped and realized the trap had been set the foulspawn allowed themselves wide, confident smiles, the teal light of Sebastianâs magic-scar glinting black off of their yellowed and cracked fangs. Panic began to shake through Nyx, confident as she was in her murderous skills she felt the odds were far too long to begin with, not counting the handicap of a dozing wizard in her clutches.
She poked and prodded Sebastian, hissing that now would be a lovely time to turn the magic back on. Sebastian burbled softly to himself, a spit-bubble popping softly between his lips as a slime-trail of exhausted drool ran down his chest. After a slap, a jab, and finally a titty-twister just as the foulspawn closed in Nyx was able to jostle the dozing mage awake; Sebastian started, looked around in a panicked half-awake fashion before letting out a shriek when he noticed the encroaching overly-limbed horde. In a surge of energy that burned brightly even through Nyxâs clamped-shut eyes Sebastian leaped backwards into his would be friend-sassin and the both tumbled ass-over-ankles through a sizzling portal of energies.
Nyx stared back through the portal in tangled bewilderment; hanging in the air was a yawning oval of fire through which she had just stumbled through. She caught a brief glimpse of the shock on the once-confident foulspawn faces before the portal snapped shut with a boom of power echoing around a much-larger chamber. As Nyxâs eyes adjusted to the now relative pitch-darkness of this room she realized the portal had traveled in a straight line: She could just barely make out the faint outline of the high-vaulted and barred doors looming against the far wall of this room. Several similar doors similarly loomed, each barred and sealed, accepting one to Nyxâs left which had been smashed down by a regiment of monsters.
A regiment, Nyx realized a moment too late, that had been in the middle of some perverse ritual inside these very chambers until they had surprised to be interrupted by two escaped victims. Infuriated to still be surrounded by unequal scales Nyx looked frantically for a way away from these horrid aberrations; The only way she saw was up. An enormous pit gaped above them; an opening in the ceiling wide enough to drive a stampede through, stretching up (in complete contrariness to normal pits) into a void of blackness so encompassing Nyx was momentarily overcome with a bout of homesickness.
âYoo-Hoo, Sea-Bass-Chun!â Nyx shouted in to Sebastianâs ear (No sense in being quiet now, she figured, since the things had already noticed their entrance). âTIME TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND BE USEFUL!â Nyx screamed at Sebastian who had slumped onto the floor and was trying to whistle while remaining face-down. âYou asked for it, boy-o,â Nyx sighed.
Nyx had, in her past, learned many ways to hurt/motivate men. There was poison, torture, extortion, and blackmail, but a lesson her first defense tutor had imparted to her never diminished it its wisdom; âSometimes a bloke just needs a good olâboot to the nadgers.â Sebastian had gotten his legs under him, and was pushing his face along the cool metal like a 1-man wheelbarrow. This happened to bring Nyxâs target to a conveniently swaying distance, and after checking for cross-drafts she brought her shadowy foot back and swiftly delivered a Pele-esque kick directly into Sebastianâs Mage-Maker.
Sebastain let out a eunuchâs falsetto shriek as consciousness returned on the intense-pain-express line. He whirled on Nyx, fury and literal fire forming in his eyes, his magic-scar a turquoise mosaic of fury. Quickly Nyx jumped on to him, wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his. âFly, You FOOL!â she half-screamed in his ear.
âWhere!?!?â Sebastian managed to squeak out.
âUP! Where Else!!?â Nyx shouted back, digging her heels into his calves as if she was spurring on a steed.
Fury boiling like hot-tar in his veins, Sebastian scanned for a witty retort. In the growing light of his blossoming rage he could see that they were surrounded, but nothing could be seen impeding their ascent. Taking a deep breath, he told Nyx âHANG ON!â (to which she replied a curt and quiet âDuhâ) before focusing on his pain, his fury, and his feet. Tapping deeper into the chaos, allowing more energy to flow into his body from the tangential outer-reaches, Sebastian focused on the Demonâs name still floating with the flotsam amid the rest of his mind.
With a single step Sebastian could tell it had worked; Fire flowed from his feet like water from a geyser, pushing both himself and the now too-tightly clinging Nyx up the shadowy-shaft of the paradoxical-pit. Anachronisms aside they rose like a rocket through a missle-silo, pure fire a billowing blue column beneath them. The light burned at Nyx and she had to force her face into the still-wet-from-drool chest of Sebastian to keep herself from letting out a sob of terror. Sebastian however was all-too-obviously thrilled, judging by the uncomfortable bulge Nyx politely chose to not notice or mention ever.
They flew for a lifetime, until the cloying blackness of the shaft was only penetrated by Sebastianâs hot blue column of flame. A pinch at the top of Nyxâs head alerted her senses to a danger Sebastian was far too Excited to take notice of; they were quickly approaching what appeared to be a roof, and though Nyx hadnât studied any of the academicâs advanced physics she was dead-certain that at the speed of their approach they would be squashed like dretchs (poo-demons).
Extending her senses allowed Nyx to realize the ceiling was not solid, and acting quickly Nyx held on to Sebastian tighter before her head bashed into his Adams apple and slipped them both through the shadows as his screams and fire died out. They tumbled through pocketed pitch-black, in the shadowy realm between planes as they flew through the ceiling until it became the floor of a platform that filled the shaft. Nyx gasped for breath and threw herself from Sebastianâs arms as the air and light of the material plane returned its assault on Nyxâs senses.
They lied there for a time, both fighting for calm and breath by their own rights. By the time either of them had regained enough composure to stand, it became dreadfully apparent they were alone, and that their party was nowhere within sight; they stood on the bottom of a massive chamber, itâs ceiling an arched cathedral of steel and girders barely visible even through darkvision. Massive hammering plates thundered in erratic coruscations of concussive collision. Scything blades swung wildly around a narrow rod, all set over an ancient walkway.
Several circular platforms, some lying forgotten beside steel pillars, lay around the room. Sebastian was drifting amiably throughout the wreckage, eyes unfocused and not remembering to search for signs of his party. Nyx slowly stalked through the ruined amphitheater of a chamber, her steps and breaths echoing oddly off the too-dark walls. Her instincts screamed at her that this chamber was filled to spill with danger, though for the life of her Nyx failed to ascertain any greater danger than the smashing plates above.
Once again the feeling of a pinch in her attention drove Nyx to take notice of a concealed door nested into a far wall. Hissing to grab Sebastianâs attention Nyx crept closer to the gateway in an attempt to espy what lay beyond it; on the edge of her hearing Nyx could just make out a frantic jabbering in an unrecognizable tongue. Shushing Sebastian and leaning him against the door Nyx slipped into the chamber unnoticed by the squat creatures seemingly arguing over a lumpy grey form between them.
âOnly four,â Nyx whispered, mostly to herself, âtoo easy.â Stepping through the shadows Nyx appeared behind two of the goblin-ish creatures, burying her blades to the hilt in their skulls. The creatures burst in a bubble of psychic gore, red and pink matter speckling Nyx as the remaining creatures soiled themselves in unrestrained surprised terror. More of the creatures popped into existence with an effort of energy, but the copies did not fool Nyx; she recognized life-preserving tactics, and would continue to focus on her primary targets and not be distracted.
Her assassinâs training kicked in before she tried to move again; The creatures leapt into the air with surprising grace, and Nyxâs instincts alerted her to the lighter sensation in this room. She realized that she could float as easily as fly in this room, and a perverse sense of pleasure washed over her as she knew she could have FUN with these deaths. She pushed herself hard into the air while whistling for Sebastian. As the two original creatures attempted to escape her their duplicates were caught full-on in the chest by a blast of ice from Sebastianâs implement rooting them in place.
Nyx streaked through the shadowy tube like a falcon, reaching and overtaking the fleeing foes in half-a-breathâs time. Quick slashes as she passed left them spinning in a helix of bright blood, shrieking terror and agony in their weary lungs; unused to being on the prey end of the predator-prey dynamic, they gave away their positions far too easily. Nyx flung blasts of eldritch energy as well as blades into their shrieking goodnight. Sebastian had brightened considerably, finding a modicum of solace in scorching flesh from bones, and as he dispatched the duplicates the originals popped with another fiesta of gore which hung in the air like skum on water.
When their shrieks had subsided Nyx took care to stop Sebastian bouncing off the walls; unprepared for the change in his own weight, the sorcerer had bounded into the room in triumph only to found his residual energy sending him ricocheting endlessly off of the round walls of the smooth chamber. When they were able to reclaim the ground Nyx noticed the smashed-in access panel high atop the room. Lifting the weightless but completely exhausted Sebastian over her shoulder Nyx lept once more, with perfect timing and aim, to glide effortlessly through the opening.
Remiss to once-more be bound to the earth by weight as she was, Nyx soldiered deeper into the access path until she heard a basso she recognized; the booming voice of Grom making an off-color joke about elf genitals. Relieved to hear their dulcet tones again Nyx shoved Sebastian through the punched-in grating before collapsing into sleep herself. She rested, with her party, and shared in their communal nightmareâŠ
Nyx & Sebastian's Wild Ride Part 2: Devils and Demons
(In this second portion our heroes are split and suffer seperate tragedies, as well as establishing phobias and paragon paths for each of them)
The pin-points of the needles pierced her devilish flesh and thin trickles of dark blood began to flow down the table. The twisted whispering abomination from the previous room shambled in, twisting its hands so that the sickly purple light from its crown hummed through a staff made from various humanoid vertebra; The light turned piercingly bright, burning the image of the twisted forms into Nyxâs retina like a pin-hole camera. Shutting her eyes barely disrupted the awful light, and a sickened retch shuddered through Nyxâs body, the nails ripping wider gouges in her flesh.
As Nyx struggled, the foulspawn tore a section from the wall, shedding physically searing bright orange and teal light through the room. The other foulspawn retreated as the light issued a billowing miasma around the floor of the chamber. Distorted whispers as if heard from afar echoed around Nyxâs pain-wracked brain; âIiiiiiâŠ.wwwwiiiiillllllllâŠ..ssssssteeeeaaalllllllâŠyyyyyoooouuuurrrrâŠ.lllllliiiiiiifffffeee!!â
The words repeated, echoed, snaked and writhed through Nyxâs mind, the feeling driving her mad as she began to convulse against the nails. The silver pain crystalized in her veins, and for a moment everything froze. A much vaster voice boomed in the perfectly still momentâs silence: âI DID NOT GIVE YOU THIS POWER TO SQUANDER LITTLE WORM.â
Nyx recognized the voice with a draining sense of dread; it was the voice of her infernal pact, the entity her sect of the assassinâs guild pledged allegiance to in exchange for eldritch power: The Queen of the Nine-Hells of the Shadow, Lorianna. âIT IS NOT MY WILL FOR YOU TO DIE HERE, SO YOU WILL PERSIST. I HAVE SENT A WHISPER OF MY POWER TO YOU, DO NOT WASTE IT.â The crystalized moment faded as the whispers of the foulspawn returned.
Nyx found, however, after the touch on her mind of such a powerful devil as her benefactor that the whispers of this tainted abomination no longer held the same sway. Nyx could see, though the bright light still shone, as the hunched form crept closer, twisting a finger to spread its sick whispers. Nyx noticed in its hand it held a simple medical blade which it was slowly reaching towards Nyxâs exposed throat.
âIiiiiiiiiâŠ.wwwwiiiiillllllllâŠ..ssssssteeeeaaalllllllâŠyyyyyoooouuuurrrrâŠ.lllllliiiiiiifffffeee!!â the creature uttered from its lips. Nyx caught its milky-blue eye just as it came within her reach. Nyx nimbly slipped her hand from its restraint and placed her hand on the things curdled stomach.
âNot if I steal yours firstâ Nyx hissed as she unleashed her eldritch blast into the things guts; Hideous black energy screamed in the chamber as the blast blew the foulspawnâs entrails against the back wall, coating and blocking out the brilliant energy source and shunting the room into near darkness. Nyx freed her other hand, pried the blade from the creatureâs hand before slitting its throat. She then with blinding speed reached up through the hole in its guts to find the spasming heart in its chest, tearing it from its atrophied arteries and holding it before its face as it died. Wretched, agonized pain and shock frozen on its visage Nyx crushed the heart before its eyes, feeling the soul and power of the creature melt into her hand, a tiny black spark in the brilliant purple light.
As the light faded, Nyx heard an explosion of arcane force from nearby, and knew it was time to get Sebastian and leave this foul prison.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SET-UP YOUR PARAGON PATH âLIFE STEALER!â ADDITIONALLY, NYX HAS GAINED A PHOBIA FOR BRIGHT LIGHT!!
Treat dim light as bright, and anything brighter than dim as blinding. Being exposed to bright lights will constantly remind you of the horrors you suffered ï
Sebastian:
Sebastian was tossed into a room crowded with looming shadows, slimy hands roughly passing him through a gantlet of hulking foulspawn before he was hurled onto his chest by a massive pressing force of an ice-cold downpour. He found it had become nearly impossible to move, but was barely able to make out the waterfall completely surrounded him by at least a meter on each side. The downpour of water pressed Sebastian into a steel grating below him, the cold bars against his chilled and abused flesh sending shivers of pure agony through his body.
Attempting to reach his magic, Sebastian found that the deluge of water ground out any connection he had to his power. He tried in vain to make contact with the chaos inside of him to free him from this aqueous prison, and succeeded merely in driving what little breath he could draw from his body. Only by spreading out his limbs and pressing his face to the grating below him could Sebastian catch his breath.
Gazing down into the pit below the grating Sebastian expected to see a means of escape or a water run-off, but instead all he found was death; a pile of desiccated corpses lay below the grate, visible in the water-silhouette he now cast. They were not bodies but bones, chunks of flesh, as if something had picked away at them slowly. No sooner had he given life to the thought then something vile began slithering through the dank pool below the bodies where the cascade of water stagnated.
Blurred as his vision was, Sebastian could scarcely make out the finer details of the monster, a fact he will be forever grateful for; as it were, he could only see a slithering form of dozens of twisted appendages, arms and legs and limbs there werenât words for, each sporting dagger-sharp claws and sucker-like mouths. The form locked eyes with Sebastian, if it had eyes to begin with, and slowly began climbing the picked and pickled pile of body-parts below the cascade to reach up and pluck pieces from the mage. Sebastian could feel the gleeful malice emanating off of the foulspawn as it climbed its mountain of leftovers.
It muttered masterwork malignance directly to Sebastianâs overworked brain, attempting to drive the half-mad mage over the precipice of insanity and into the depths of the chasm that lies below. It showed him such horrors, horrors that only such a twisted fiend could know; deaths of a thousand innocents as a massive craft fell to earth, gouging a giant scar in the earth and leaving the Tarrasqueâs Quills as a poorly-healed wound on the planet; generations of horror, as foulspawn spread; cannibalism, barbarism, brutality; the worst a human mind could handle, and worse yet as the psychic assault continue all the while the monstrosity climbed.
The bombardment of horrors continued and peaked, showing Sebastian images of a scaly doom, clad in blackest shadow, laying around the heart of this tomb, a skeletal wizard suckling on dark secrets. The horrors too much Sebastian felt his mental foot falter at the edge of the cliffs of madness, but something held him back. Not something within him, but an outside force; the chaos he drew on, pouring out from the plane of the elementals, the djinn, the demons, enraptured him in their grasp as the monstrosity tried to pull him down.
Words floated into focus before Sebastian, unsure if they truly hung in the air before him or if it was a demonâs trick of the mind. The words read: âYOU WILL KNOW MY POWER; YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME!â They did not appear as seprate statements, but as the same statement twice overlayed, power and name sharing the same spaces. As the words faded Sebastian could see the spindly limbs of the monstrosity, now at the top of its pile, reaching up to tear Sebastian through the grating piece-by-piece. In the moment before they touched, Sebastian was once-more given a vision of the twisted black scaly doom, and demonic letters floated in the vision: âBALTHARUMZAREL.â
Without thinking the word whispered out of Sebastianâs trickling lips, and in his vision the massive eye of the scaly doom opened and focused on Sebastian. The word caused a massive tremor of arcane energy to flow into Sebastian, but without his implements to focus the energy Sebastian chose to allow his body to be the conduit for the energies despite the dangers wizards were so quick to claim this action could pose. Pure arcane energy, the four elements blended into purest light and steam and fire, lashed out in all directions from Sebastian as a shockwave flies from thunder. The water around him became steam, hissing and burning; the grating turned to molten-rain, cascading over the reaching limbs of the monstrosity as it shrieked in unknown agony; lightning laced with fire rebounded around the room, turning the entire chamber to glowing, white-hot ash.
The blastwave threw Sebastian back out the room, his back smacking into the far wall, painful through the numbed cold. He found his implements, gathered himself up, and prepared to unleash all of his pain and wrath against the creatures who imprisoned him in that timeless hell. And, he supposed, he should try and find Nyx as well, if there was time. A familiar titter bounced around his hazy skull, raw energy still crackling between his fingers and thighs. This was going to be⊠FUN!!
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SET-UP YOUR PARAGON PATH âWILD MAGE!â ADDITIONALLY, YOU HAVE GAINED A MAGIC-SCAR!!
The scar is, unaltered, the patter of the grating across your body, but due to the magic involved you can change it to appear however you want (you just have to have an equivalent body-mass scar somewhere on your body. The scar reverts to its natural form when you fall unconscious/sleep). As a magic scar it does not appear as puckered tissue but warped flesh, shining in cracks of teal arcane energy upon your skin. Wider cracks are advised against, as legends of creatures from the outer-realm reaching through wide magic scars are the traditional scary-stories of sorcerers.
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(From Team GoodPunch episode 3 Into the Nerrada; two characters couldnât attend, and got tortured by monsters instead. Ultimately, it may have worked to their advantage.)
Cora, team Good Punchâs guide through this lost ruin, finally came to rest at a large sealed vault door before allowing the party to stop and for a short rest. âThrough this gatewayâ Cora barely whispered in the half-dark âlay many FoulSpawn of most perverse abomination. You must allow me to blind each of you, and you must walk holding hands as I guide you through these corridors. Our goal is the Squeezer, a central chamber that will allow us access to the main shaft.â Grom and Sebastian stifled chortles after a withering gaze from Cora caught them in mid-guffaw.
For most of the group, their grip instinctually tightened as Cora hastened his pace to pull the party through to safety; but the entire group did not make their will saves. Sebastian, trailing in the back with Nyx and Nietri, felt the stifled laughter bubbling under his surface. He attempted to force the calm down on the burbling titters flip-flopping his guts, but a feeling like an ice-pick stabbed into the back of his brain and he let out a bark of laughter as he fell to his knees, letting go of Nietriâs hand as the group was pulled away.
For a tense moment Nyx and Sebastian were alone and blind before they tore the impediments from their senses; by the time they could see the light of Cora it was the faintest point of blue in a surrounding sea of shadows. Indistinguishable in the darkness, the duo could only make out the twisted silhouettes of horrid abominations quickly closing in. Before either of them could summon their power the crush of slimy, sticky, clammy, and spiky bodies were upon them, pressing in like a fiendish scrum of fists and teeth and barbs. Sebastian and Nyx were lifted, thrown, caught, punched, pummeled, stabbed, bitten, pinched, licked, titty-twisted, wet-willied (with something distinctly not a pinky finger), thrown again, slapped, trampled, kicked, stomped, and farted (and potentially queefed, it was too dark to tell) upon before finally being dumped in small torture chamber.
The rough road that led them to these chambers felt as if it had taken hours, though it may have merely been minutes; In the screaming/whispering dark time and shadow were as one immaterial. Now both Sebastian and Nyx were strapped side-by-side on two stretcher-tables as more hideous hands brutally tightened the worn leather straps. A dim light bobbed into the room, a twisted purple halo clinging around the crown of a hideous humanoid, its too-long arms ending in too-long hands with sickeningly jagged talons at the end of each finger. It smiled like a demented watermelon, ichor black in the purplish light dripping through the gaps in its broken teeth to sizzle on the floor. As it drew closer the light cast over the weary duo and it let out a shaking cackle, unnatural sounding as it echoed through its distended chest-cavity; it had noticed, as quickly the duo did, that they were still holding hands.
Time passed, as tortures did; the creature did not interrogate, or traditionally torture for information. Instead, it purely tortured for the love of pain, slicing thin layers of dermis of alternating heroes and slowly devouring the skins with sexual pleasure. Whispers and secrets clawed at the backs of their minds, leaving them with a feeling of brain-drain. After a time, the twisted fiend seemed to grow bored of their screams, hissed something to shadows in the room, and the two were dragged apart, their hands falling to their sides. They were dumped in separate rooms, just close enough that they could hear wretched sobs coming from the surrounding cells.
âYouâve signed yer names or slashed yeâ Xâs
Betray me not; beware me Hexes.
Stand by ye words and complete thine task
Bound by this Geas you accepted en masque.
Turn off the dark and open The Nexus.
This ward youâll break or suffer the consequences;
Yer Humours to dwindle along with defenses.â