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Item 105 IMAGE. You’ve heard of Ronald Reagan’s "Trickle-down Economics"? The idea is that when rich people get richer, they spend more money doing things like getting their nails done and having their Porches waxed, and that in turn creates more jobs for pedicurist and car washers and other lower income families. Show us what trickle-down ice-cream-onomics looks like: One person on top, messily eating an enormous, melting Sunday, with two people on the floor below, trying to catch the drippings in their mouths as they fall. This needs to be a real mess.

VIDEO. Give one of your favorite and most valued objects to a homeless person.

Item 47 IMAGE. Cavemen get a bad rap, but really, they're no different from you and me. They like to dine at fine restaurants just like us!

IMAGE. Suck blood from a doughnut.

ITEM 111 VIDEO. There is a retirement home in Baltimore, MD called Rolland Park Place. My grandmother lives there. Bring flowers, chocolate or funny homemade or store-bought cards for some of the residents. Since this is a bit nepotistic, if Rolland Park Place is out-of-the-way for you, do the same at another retirement home. You must interact with the residents.

ITEM 99 IMAGE. Zombies need to buy toilet paper too, right? What does that transaction look like?

ITEM 53 IMAGE. Not to throw around big words, but “Hirsute” means "goat-like or hairy." Shave a recognizable corporate logo onto a hirsute man’s back or chest hair. Bonus points if the man is holding a product emblazoned with the same logo.

ITEM 41VIDEO or IMAGE. Go through a TSA (or your country’s equivalent) checkpoint dressed for snorkeling.