#tea?

this man just said that we humans "love to categorize everything. categorize this, categorize that! we just love to categorize"

Background first (very much summarised)

So, I had this very abusive (emotionally) ex named, let's call him piece of shit/jk, but seriously, let's call him hmm Sugarcane, he months ago, like 6 months ago, we stopped dating, I went with Alex in December, as you all know, I ended it with Sugarcane in September. Sugarcane texted me in February to brag about having this boyfriend he likes so much, or whatever, well, little did he know I was/am in the greatest relationship of my life and the first time I really, truly loved someone like that. He stopped talking once I talked about Alex, which was more than cool with me.

Now

My older sibling Phoenix, texted me saying (Phoenix is 2 years and a couple months older than me)

Phoneix: Hey, I know you're probably still grounded, but I've got some good news about, you know who (aka, the fucker who got both of us and didn't deserve either of us), so, if you want something that will make your day, let me know (a thumbs up reaction will do if you can't respond)

Me: TELL MEEEEEEEE *also I will tell you some things too if you want, cause I have heard from him a couple months ago and my boyfriend got found by him and Alex kinda cussed him out some time ago, I am grounded but I wanna hear*

Phoenix: Thats fun. Anyways, yeah, he got kicked out of school for the rest of the year. And it's not for anything you'd expect

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DOOOOO??!!!!! *not my mouth fully open in suprise*

Phoenix: He was caught with opioids in his system and on his person (stole them from his grandmother's breast cancer meds)

Me: JESUSSSSS *died* lowkey had mouth straight on open, slammed my head on the table, Also he was dating a pedo btw, this guy is his age, (19 is his ex? boyfriends age) but like sent a fucking vibrator pic to a fucking 14 year old wtffff, am I shocked? no, but damn ToT

I would not be shocked if he fucking high texts me or something, cause I am guessing he still thinks I am going to fix things for him. Well, he is getting absolutely no sympathy from me. I want that assholes life out of mine forever, and I stopped fixing all of his sorrows ages ago.

recipe so i don’t forget:

1 can blackberry bubly

2 hibiscus tea teabags (republic of tea) steeped for 6 minutes

little bit of lemon juice (i didn’t exactly measure so its as much as you want but i only added very little)

(light syrup) blue agave sweetener (again no exact measure just as much as your heart desires)

stir hard because obviously it’s harder to dissolve/combine the agave in cold liquid