I went to a work night out just to show my face since it’s not one of their regular booze ups (honestly they really go for it) quite a few people are being made redundant so I thought it was only right to go for an hour. Well just as I’m leaving...
Person: “Oh you can stay a bit longer if you want!!”
Me: “Oh no, I’m not much of a drinker. I want to get back home for a nice cup of tea”












