#tea hcs

You know that video of the dad doing a live interview with BBC via Skype when his kids accidentally walk in and the poor wife scrambles to get them out of the room? Imagine that with TEA where one of them is in a live panel or something and suddenly the younger kids barge in one by one and the other parent is mortified like "I turned around for two seconds I swear!" And it goes viral of course.

These past few days have been so stresssful, but earlier today I imagined TEA going to one of the Women's Marches with their hoard of children and the kids are super excited and make signs and Eliza is one of the head coordinators and Alex twitter is on fire in the days leading up to it and even Thomas openly supports the anti-Trump movement and they all show up together and Eliza gives a speech with William in a harness on her chest and Alex almost assaults a couple of far right assholes.

here's the fuckin sin pastebincom/W1j4WDXj I've had so many thoughts and its terrible ok ok bye

Listen that video on daveed's insta of him swimming murdered me so imagine TEA social media and Alex & Eliza screaming at each other bc Thirst or established TEA going on a cute swim date and A&E still being awestruck for a second

OK so tea are all polyglots & I've always had a hc that Thomas borders on obnoxious with the pet names he calls them. So Alex&Eliza start calling him peacock in all diff languages. Inspired by art I saw calling him that and I was like omg that's perf

When Eliza decides it's time to make her entrance, Chance is the one that conveniently makes it so his usual entrance is closed for work and he had to use another one, which Eliza just so happens to be standing outside of in her flowiest sundress. Chance is one of the best men at their commitment ceremony and godfather to their first baby ❤️

Time to insert Chance into the TEA construction verse! Chance is Alex's coworker who pulls strings so that Alex is positioned right in Thomas' view when he's coming into work. He also covers for Alex when his lunch breaks go a little long for ~reasons~ and gives Thomas the "you hurt my friend, I break your neck" speech except he's a total sweetheart so it's "if you hurt my friend, I'll be so incredibly disappointed you have no idea" and he's so sincere that's it more effective than a threat.

Imagine TEA's first Christmas together. Or better yet, their first Christmas with little William 😭😭😭