#tea actionables

step 1) post selfie and wait for followers to wake up from their long-lasting abyss slumber

step 3) order people to reblog the selfie (for followers who are sub)

step 4) beg people to reblog the selfie (for followers who are dom)

step 5) threaten that you will hurt someone if they don't reblog them

step 6) make sure everybody knows that someone isn’t Donald Trump or they won’t react

step 7) make sure they also know you are naked underneath all your clothes

step 8) add a relatable, inspirational quote about the meaning of life underneath the selfie

step 9) be hot

step 10) repeat step 2 & 9

I’m drowning, I’m drowning, I’ve dived in too deep.

I’m losing, I’m losing, my sole will to live.