just nearly passed out cause i could hear these city lights playing and it was my phone which had started ringing really loudly and i looked and it said home so automatically i was like shit! So i answered it and all i could hear was like 'kakjlajdgahbdv;kahbfvi;uab;vkjabf;vuba;dvua;pifyvbalsdv' and i started going 'hello. hello. HELLO. who is this? why are you ringing, what's happened?' and it was still just going 'asdfgitrytdfcghvjbkjnl' so i started getting annoyed and was like 'ROSS IF THIS IS YOU I WON'T BE FUCKING HAPPY. IT'S ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU RINGING MY MOBILE, YOU ABSOLUTE BELL END.' Then i realised he was out in town getting pissed and i was actually in the house. it then dawned on me that i had sat on the house phone and redialled the last number, which happened to be be at like 5 to one trying to find my phone...
