Feb 16, 2019
Sam: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Bucky: You're literary making a Valentine's day card for T'Challa right now.
Sam, pointing his glue gun at Bucky: You are on thin fucking ice.
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Sam: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Bucky: You're literary making a Valentine's day card for T'Challa right now.
Sam, pointing his glue gun at Bucky: You are on thin fucking ice.
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T’Challa: Sam says I’m cute “af” which I assume stands for “and fun”.
Shuri: Awww. It doesn’t.
T'challa: Honey, why is your back all scratched up?
Sam: *has a flashback to running away from a raccoon after Bucky told him to leave it alone*
Sam: I'm having an affair.
T'challa: You know what we should do?
Sam: Elope.
T'challa: What?
Sam: What?
Steve: Everyone’s got a gay cousin.
Sam: I ain’t got a gay cousin.
Steve:
Bucky:
T’Challa:
Mrs. Wilson:
Sam: Oh my god.
Sam: I am the gay cousin, holy shit-
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T’Challa: How do you even do the “date” thing?
Sam: Come with me to a movie and I’ll show you ;)
T’Challa:
"T'challa's definitely out of my league. We're not even playing the same sport. It's like he's in the MBA and I work in a muffler store outside the stadium."
- Sam Wilson
Sam: You're so cute.
T'challa: You're cuter.
Sam: No, you're cuter!
T'challa: No, you're cuter!
Shuri: Yeah, yeah, you're both adorable. Can you pass the salt?