Five Hundred.

Who the fuck buys five hundred condoms.

Surprisingly, Artemis doesn’t say that out loud. Syl, as always, seemed just embarrassed enough that she was a just a little bit afraid to push it too far. But, god, the face she pulls makes it incredibly clear that she wants to. It was just--- the most ridiculous number of condoms she could think of.

It was the kind of massive pack that pregnancy prevention programs bought and handed out to dumb teenagers on spring-break.

Not the kind-of pack you keep in your bedside table, just encase you need them.

“Maybe next time you just—to a five dollar pack from the gas station?”

Her tone of voice had maybe lost a little bit of it’s annoyance, once he’d turned her head back towards the TV. Maybe it was because she was actually a little less annoyed with him… Or maybe it was just because she was really hoping that someone on her show was about to get into a fist fight.

Either way, Artemis seemed to zone-out for a solid minute once Syl’s head was on her shoulder.

Which wasn’t that out of the normal… She may have been irritated, but she was sitting next to Syl and watching some of the worst TV imaginable, how could she not be comfortable enough to just forget she was talking for a minute?

June TBR

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Artemis. But it's literally only when she knows it's the worst possible timing for Syl. Like, he mentions to her he's got a freaking thing to do? You better believe he's getting some shit.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Is both of them a cop out answer??? Cause I feel like both of them just have that one movie™️ that just gets them.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Syl. It was a 100% dare gone JUST A BIT too far.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Arte; she started doing it when they were like teens and it just never stopped?? She's done it to him in uniform at least ONCE

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Idk why but this is the hardest one for me to think of?? Both of them just have the annoying energy to do this every single time.

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

Syl and like Artemis made fun of him for it but she totally started watching with him.

Who laughs more during sex?

It's like a chain reaction tbh. Like Syl laughs which makes Arte laugh which makes him laugh which makes her---

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

“Uh—no, if they insult you? Sylvester Pemberton? I’m gonna make it slow and painful.” It’s definitely not clear whether or not she’s kidding.

Artemis just cannot fathom the idea, that there was anyone—in the entire world--- who wouldn’t stop and listen to what he has to say. After all, Syl was quite possibly the kindest and smartest man she’d ever met. Hell; that she ever will meet.

The second his face is buried in her shoulder; Artemis’ grip loosens, just a little bit. She adjusted herself; so that her forehead was pressed into Syl’s temple. As one of her hands came up to cup the nape of his neck, and the other went down to grab one of his hands as she tried to hold him impossibly closer for just a moment or two.

Maybe she’s not--- exactly—the best with words. Maybe she can’t string an actually helpful sentence along.

But, god, she adores him. Even just hearing Sylvester being nervous? It made her feel like there was a pit in her stomach

“If it’s any help—” She began, pulling her head back so that she could look at him. “I’m pretty sure that every single person in there is just as much of a loser as you are.”

Once again, super encouraging. Not at all insulting.

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

CAMERON. god he just fucking goes for it and gets no response cause artemis refuses to encourage it.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Artemis cried watching Coco and Cameron has never ONCE let her live it down. Even tho low key he was crying too.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Artemis. She was having a time™️ tyvm

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Cam. He's never once not been violently elbowed but he enjoys it

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

The ice bastard.

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

Artemis just really likes big brother, ok?

Who laughs more during sex?

Oh god Cameron laughs like every five minutes and every single time artemis just rolls her eyes and pulls him closer

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

send me a fandom and i’ll give you five headcanons of my muse in that universe.

[Ok, so fun fact. Even though I'm going as a dead by daylight character for Halloween with a friend this year! I've never really played the game so I know /so little/ forgive me if this just makes no sense.]

1. So, first things first, Artemis would be one of the killers. As much as I'd like her to be a survivor, it's just not in the cards. Lbr

Now I don't think that she'd be a very enticing character to the entity in the first place. She's actually a pretty tame character, as far as killers go so in this universe, I'm going to go ahead and turn her up to 11.

2. What does that mean? That means Artemis is going to be a second generation killer, who's pushing the line of a serial killer.

In this world, I imagine that there's no super-heroes; so her whole hunting people schtick? Is unfortunately turned on normal people. And she's way more likely to kill a normal person than she ever is a hero. So... Shall we say she's a bit... accomplished?

The only thing that keeps her from being a full on serial killer is that I still think she'd very specifically be a killer for hire.... With a few extras thrown in

3. This is a cheap answer; but her powerset would be very similar to the Huntress. NOT HER BACK STORY OR M.O. Just the literal power-set; like, Artemis specifically is talented with long range and would have some kind of lulling power.

The lulling power would probably be more along the lines of an 'innocent" looking woman just crying out for help and oh no. oh no. she the fuckin monster.

4. AS ALWAYS. No mask. But um... Maybe her face is a little bit more permanently disfigured? To make her a bit more scary than just some lady who throws a GD shovel at you and then puts u on a hook?

5. I feel like she actually would have been really reluctant in the first place to do the entity's work. Like she wouldn't feel like there was anything in it for her.