#taznick

//slides in one hour before pride month is over//

Here’s my main I haven’t ever done a legitimate art of even though he’s been my main since I started playing wow years ago.

 //screams

01. Full name: Taznick Lorenzi Bozspink02. Best friend: Bazlee & Tonkz03. Sexuality: very straight except for when he’s gay. (he’s pan)04. Favorite color: forest green05. Relationship status: taken but also kinda a ho06. Ideal mate: someone who can put up with his bullshit07. Turn-ons: titties, handcuffs, and some v kinky shit involving him being able to take a lot of damage and remove his head…08. Favorite food: pasta. anything that is included in the pasta family.09. Crushes: Danny, Baz, Nez, his ex Chelsea, that cute chick he saw at the store once, Don Gutshot, literally anyone he thinks is attractive he develops a mini crush on ngl.10. Favorite music: things like Andrew Jackson Jihad, and metallica 11. Biggest fear: Everyone in his life thats still alive dying and him outliving them. He’s already threatened to turn Bazlee into a deader if he ever dies.12. Biggest fantasy: He secretly wouldn’t mind a family. Like an actual family. 13. Bad habits: smoking, drinking, starting fights, talking shit, hitting on everybody, being too vain, shall I go on?14. Biggest regret: Being too chickenshit to return to his family and friends after being freed from the lich king (once he started remembering them)15. Best kept secrets: He really wanted to date Baz for a while before he died, but always thought of himself as too str8 to do something like that. Its worn off since then, but he still gets pangs on his heart strings sometimes and has to get over them. 16. Last thought: Taz: “Glad I didn’ evah date Bazzy cuz his cookin’ is ass. Like, straight up ASS.”17. Worst romantic experience: He picked up a belf gal once and things got really bad and now he doesn’t trust belves at all.18. Biggest insecurity: Taz: “Oh I dunno maybe that I’m a fuckin’ corpse an’ people still freak out about it sometimes.”19. Weapon of choice: his rune blade named Missy.20. Role Model: He doesn’t have any. (his ex father-in-law Jericho )

Taznick:  current DK former rogue, died around 25, a womanizing flirt, but also a complete dweeb. He runs a like shop stand in the gob slums in org selling poisons and small trinkets and such. He has a habit of getting into fights and causing chaos.

Jericho: The Don of the Strazzi Family Mafia, also former rogue, now hunter (he got hurt and his wife told him he couldn’t be “doing all the sneaky stuff” anymore lol) He’s older, around 50, and unless he’s angry or working is a very nice old man. Him and his wife Quin (@spectrezerg) take in a lot of lost souls, people that reall have no where else to go, so their mafia is much more of a family than a military like most are. He still getting used to the whole hunter thing.

Diesel: My medium sized beefcake warrior. 21. Him and his gf and bf all travel around exploring the world on the back of his oversized vespa scooter. He comes across as kinda bullheaded and stupid but he just isn’t the best with social interactions unless he gets to know the person. 

Whinx: very tiny former priest current DK, 19, his former lover panicked and tried to kill him when they met back up, (cuz Snixel is trash) but they are working through that now and trying to adjust to life as a priest and DK possible relationship. He still acts and dresses like a priest.

Laurick: undead warlock, used to actually be a high elf instead of a human forsaken, but he cut the greater portions of his ears off, trying to make himself more human looking. He is very feminine, and pretty much just acts like Ursula from Little Mermaid.

FishFish: Gilblin rogue, actually named Luloweck, one of the “riff-raff” Jericho has taken in, he is pretty young still, around 17, and not the brightest when it come most things, but he is very good and stealing things and harassing people. He’s rambunctious and obnoxious, but generally kind hearted.

Taz: Why would I tell him if I ain’t gots the guts to do it? I jus’ don’ understand the– yeah okay fine. Fine.