Spill the tea for KStew bestie
ok so it’s may 2013 and lost love day has just happened (alleged swiftgron breakup)
dianna has dyed her hair reddish-brown and gone to morocco with ashley and appears to be having a big time networking and partying with people like olivia wilde and this snake:
dianna’s still out away from LA (I think she does get back to nyc before this happens but still) and for some reason, publicists send out this story about taylor and kristen hanging out as “taylor consoles kristen over breaking up with rob”
robsten, imo, was fake as fuck like veryyyyy see through set up there. i think kristen is primarily interested in women and there’s stories of rob banging twilight groupies and I think they were just besties. it was great promo for their huge film franchise and ofc helped hide kristen’s sexuality.
my theory? taylor and kristen (taystew as I like to call them) were hanging out because they hooked up as taylor was rebounding from swiftgron (”i been there too a few times” right!?). i think kristen got spotted going to taylor’s and in case publications ran the photos the publicists wanted a good nice hetgirl reason for them to be hanging out. what better excuse than, “taylor is consoling kristen over her breakup 😩”?
look at how the article frames this interaction just dousing it in “ex-boyfriend this ex-boyfriend that!
i love this theory so much it’s almost just canon for me in swiftgron lore.