Aug 27, 2019
I FOUND MISS AMERICANA WHERE IS THE HEARTBREAK PRINCE?????????????
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I FOUND MISS AMERICANA WHERE IS THE HEARTBREAK PRINCE?????????????
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I pulled this one out of the vault. I don’t think I’ve ever posted it on Tumblr. Remember when rumors were flying that Taylor sometimes would sneak herself out of her apartment by climbing in a suitcase? I wrote this imaginary scenario. 😁💖 @taylorswift
Setting: Hotel Room
Assistant 1: Have you unpacked Taylor yet?
Assistant 2: No. I thought you did that.
Assistant 1: It’s your turn. I did it last time.
Assistant 2: Hmmmm....
Assistant 1: (gasping) Which suitcase is she in?
Assistant 2: I don’t know ! They all look alike!
Assistant 1: Didn’t you mark it with the red heart sticker?
Assistant 2: (nervously) I forgot.
Assistant 1: You forgot? You forgot! We’ve got to find her! She won’t hear us with those earphones she’s got on. Oh, man! Tell me you unpacked the cats. It should have the cat sticker on it.
Assistant 2: Uh.......Was I supposed to do that?
Assistant 1: Well, what do you think! Ask Meredith. I see she unpacked herself.
Assistant 2: Fat chance of that. I swear that cat is enjoying this. Just look at her. Yeah, I’m talking to you, little sister. I ain’t afraid of you.
Assistant 1: (hyperventilating) Well, I’ll tell you what you should be afraid of....me, if we lose this job I love. I get to travel all around the world on that plane of hers, meet famous people, listen to Taylor music anytime I want. And those hugs....
Assistant 2: Calm down! We’ll just open them all.
Assistant 1: Are you crazy! I’m not rummaging through her unmentionables. Call Joe.
Assistant 2: Can’t. He’s in London for a shoot. We can’t call Tree Paine because she’ll fire us on the spot. Maybe call Andrea? No. She would DEFINITELY fire us. What can we do?
Assistant 1: I know! She’s wearing that Wonderstruck perfume. Let’s sniff all the bags.
Assistant 2: Sniff the bags! Say what!
Assistant 1: Have you got a better idea, buddy?! Get down there and start sniffing!
(Meredith snickers loudly)
Assistant 2: (gets down on his hands and knees) Yeah, just keep it up, Meredith, and I’ll cut off your supply of that organic catnip you like so much.
Assistant 1: Just hurry up! I’ll watch the door.
Happy THIRTAY @taylorswift!!! I would say I hope you had a banger of a day but I know you did 😉 Loved hearing a bit of the Z100 Jingle Ball on the radio here. Can’t wait to see the rest of it when it airs on The CW.
When you're a kid and you get clothes not toys on Christmas
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I forgot that you existed I did, I did, I did It isn't hate, it's just indifference It isn't love, it isn't hate It's just indifference (so yeah)✨🤫
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Album release day>>> any other day
I will adore this night always. I saved up for weeks but it was SO WORTH IT!! Best concert ever ❤️ @taylorswift
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