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"Mass Text" by Tay Allen is touted as a PG13 pop hit, with the artist chosen by Justin Timberlake on MySpace as a top upcoming artist of 2013. At the most basic level the song is a warning against committing social faux pas in the always socially dangerous world of high school, albeit by a 25 year old. However when a deeper analysis of the track is performed it is in fact, a warning against unprotected sex with a variety of partners. Syphilis is a disease that, if untreated, physically erodes an individuals brain, causing insanity and eventual death. It is clear from this song and its artist that Justin Timberlake has the aforementioned disease and it is entering its more advanced stages. Obviously Mr Timberlake has been in the high risk category for contraction of STI's for a number of years having been the object of women's desire for a number of years since he joined the boy-band N-Sync. "Mass Text" shows us how one mistake can send an otherwise healthy and successful individual, on a dangerous and no doubt ruinous path, a downward spiral with many tragic steps, perhaps none less so than promoting a song so bad that it can't even be used to torture (already half dead) Guantanamo Bay detainees. To add insult to Mr Timberlake's mortal disease caused injuries he has also forgotten what year it is and is promoting Tay Allen on MySpace. Lets all take a moment to remember the not all bad career of Justin Timberlake and the importance of protection during intercourse.

Georgetown native Tay Allyn's video for "Mass Text" is approaching 550,000 views. Read more at Austin Music Source.