#jarlos

• 2017, the release of Descendants 2: Carlos and Jane are considered to have better chemistry than the main couple (the first ones were probably dating in real life);

• 2018, the release of Zombie: Zed and Addison are considered to have better chemistry than Ben and Mal (it turned out that Milo was in love with Meg at the time);

• 2025, the release of Zombie 4: Victor and Nova are considered to have better chemistry than Zed and Addison (Malachi kept saying that Freya is like a sister to him, while he is obviously flirting with her).

Evie: Oh no. I love this already. What’s she doing?

Carlos: I’m… terrified. 🖤😰

Jay: Same. I’ve seen Jane when she’s mad… she’s like a tactical storm. 🔥

Mal: Tactical storm is putting it mildly. She’s texted me directly to “warn Carlos that consequences are incoming.”

Carlos: Consequences?! I swear I did NOTHING! 🖤😭

Evie: Carlos, breathe. But also… you deserve this. She’s probably setting something up that’s… brilliant and slightly humiliating.

Jane (in chat): Hey Carlos. Just so you know… I’ve “borrowed” your favorite game system. It’s currently soaking in the sink. Enjoy your consequences. 😏💦

Carlos: NOOOO! My system! Duuude… 😭🐶

Jay: HAHAHAHA! This is amazing. I wish I was recording this. 🔥

Mal: She’s too good. Carlos, you might want to start planning your apology… and fast.

Carlos: I… I’ll start writing a very elaborate “I swear I love you” letter. And… maybe a peace offering of every gadget I own. 🖤

Evie: And a sparkling bouquet. Jane will expect sparkle. Don’t disappoint. ✨💐

Mal: Honestly, this is classic Jane. Calm, collected… then BOOM. Total revenge. I respect it. 😏

Carlos: I respect her too… but dude… ouch. My heart. And my game system. 🖤💔

Evie: Wait. Don’t tell me… 😳

Jay: Oh no… what happened?

Mal: Rumor has it… Carlos might’ve cheated on Jane.

Carlos: WHAT?! No, no, no! That’s insane! I would never do that! 🖤😤

Evie: Carlos… you’re saying this, but people are saying it happened. I need honesty.

Carlos: I swear! I would never hurt Jane. That’s… that’s my heart, okay? She’s my heart. 🖤💔

Jay: Whoa… calm down, man. We know you, and we know you love her. So unless someone cloned you, this is probably just a rumor. 🔥

Mal: Exactly. Look, Carlos, if this is a misunderstanding, we’ll handle it. But don’t hide from it.

Carlos: I’m not hiding! I’ve literally never… I mean… Okay, maybe I accidentally looked at another cute gadget… but that’s it! Not Jane, not cheating! 🖤😂

Evie: sigh Okay, that’s… a very Carlos excuse. But I trust you. I just… make sure Jane knows too. Don’t let her hear it from anyone else.

Mal: Yeah. Be honest. Clear it up before things spiral.

Carlos: Got it. Full transparency mode engaged. Dude and I are on your side, Jane. Promise. 🖤🐶

Jay: Phew… good. Because I was about to lose my mind. 🔥

Mal: Same. We protect our own. And Carlos… no more “accidental” distractions. 😏

Mmm… now if this was Jane? She’d go full evil genius on me.

Like, first she’d unplug my game system. Then she’d leave a little note where it was, all polite but terrifying, saying: Consequences for your actions. (Look in sink.) And sure enough, I’d find my system sitting in the sink… completely full of water.