#tay react

GOW DIEDDDDDDD—

Beware. We will turn crazy if we hear these phrases:

"Damn, that guy is a lost cause."

VINE BOOM

"Man, this game is hard. But I'm not like most players"

VINE BOOM

"Hey can I have a bit of your food?"

"Oh no worries dude you can just take it it's all yours <3"

VINE BOOM

"Dude, you don't have to buy me birthday gifts"

"pshh, come on dude, you're my best friend, right?"

VINE BOOM

I just realised that Wifies made an appearance during Minecraft live, where he LITERALLY SAID

"so grab your spyglass"

AND THEN IT CUT TO PARROT, GIVING HIM A FKING SPYGLASS— AND SAYING "It's all yourS <3" HAPPILY LIKE WTF.

Nah Wifies wtf. LIKE ACTUALLY WTF—

If u wanna watch it 😭

PARROTX2 POV:

He’s on his knees. That’s the first thing my brain registers. 

LettuceK.

Not screaming, not fighting, not plotting. 

Just…kneeling there like the world had finally caught up to him.

The battlefield behind us was quiet in that wrong kind of way—like everything held its breath and was waiting for me to mess up, to go for the pawn and not the checkmate.

Because I’m the one standing before him, sword in my hand. I don't even remember lifting it.

Flame is the first one to speak. “End it.”

Simple, clean with no hesitation. Of course he says that. Flamefrags always says things like they’re already decided.

Behind him, I can feel the others forming a loose semi circle. Theo is silent, arms tense. He’s watching me instead of Lettuce like he’s trying to predict what kind of mistake I’m about to make. My best friend notices me watching. 

“Hey, man. It’s your call. You’re the King.”

Egg doesn’t say anything, but I can hear all the unspoken words in the way he shifts—uneasy. 

Jumper stands a little apart from him, arms tight at her sides. She looks like she wants to speak, but can’t decide what to say. 

Fymada is staring straight at Lettuce, not scared, but just focused—like she’s trying to see something underneath the surface.

As if there’s anything there.

Horace is further back, arms crossed, expression unreadable.

And Spoke—

Spoke is smiling. Of course he is. Like this is entertainment, like we’re literally not deciding on whether someone lives or dies.

Psychopath. Brings me back to the days of the NPP—

wrong series never mind.

(I miss you nppp 😔)

“You’re hesitating, Your Majesty,” Lettuce says. 

His voice is oddly calm. That’s what makes it worse.

Not fear, not begging for his life. He’s just calm, as if he’s in control of something.

I tighten my grip on the sword like it was a lifeline.

“Bro. This isn’t your call anymore,” Flame says sharply

Lettuce finally looks at him. Then he smiles slightly. “Is it?”

Those two words make the air heavier. Theo shifts behind me. 

“Parrot—” he starts, then stops. Egg mutters under his breath—something I can’t hear fully, but I can catch the frustration in it anyway.

Jumper finally speaks. “Do we really have to kill him?”

“Yes.” Flame says instantly. 

No arguing with the Immortal Demon, huh? 

Wemmbu rolls his eyes, checking his nails. “I lowkey don’t care. Just get it over with, bro.”

Fymada doesn’t react, but I see it in her eyes. The question she hadn’t said out loud:

What kind of person does this make us?

Horace finally speaks up. “Whatever happens…we need to be certain.”

Certain. 

That word sticks.

Because I’m not.

I’m not certain, and I never will be.

Spoke laughs softly behind us. “Oh, perfect,” he says. “Look at all of you trying to pretend this is complicated.”

My jaw tightens. 

Lettuce tilts his head slightly. “You built this moment,” he says to me. “Not them. You.”

My chest tightens. No.

That’s not—

“I didn’t—”

“Yes you did,” he interrupts, still calm. “Every choice. Every alliance. Every war.”

His eyes lock onto mine.

“And now you’re surprised it ends like this?”

Something in my stomach drops.

Flame steps forward slightly. “He’s manipulating you.”

Lettuce doesn’t even look at him. He’s still watching me.

That’s the problem.

Not the battlefield.

Not the others.

Me.

I feel everyone waiting for me to decide what kind of person I am.

Theo watching for hesitation.

Egg waiting for direction.

Jumper hoping I don’t say the wrong thing.

Fymada trying to understand me.

Horace measuring what comes next.

Spoke enjoying the collapse.

Flame already decided.

Wemmbu trying and failing to not care.

And Lettuce—

Lettuce is just waiting.

Like he already knows what I’ll do.

My hand trembles just a little.

Wemmbu notices. “So do it,” he says, sharp, but quiet. “End it.”

Behind him, I hear something from Spoke.

Almost amused.

“Mapic would’ve gone for execution instantly,” he says casually. 

No one responds to that. Because it doesn’t help.

It just makes it worse.

These actual chuds, bro. 

I swallow.

Flame exhales sharply.

“Lomedy’s locked in Law’s prison because of people like him,” Flame adds suddenly, voice tighter now. “You think sparing him fixes anything?”

That hits harder than it should.

Lettuce laughs softly. That gets my attention again.

“You keep talking like I’m the problem,” he says. “But I’m just what you needed me to be.”

My grip tightens again.

“No,” I say.

This time, it’s steadier.

“No, you’re wrong.”

Silence.

Even Spoke goes quiet for a second.

I take a breath.

“This isn’t about you winning or losing,” I say. “It’s about stopping this from happening again.”

Lettuce watches me carefully.

“Then prove it,” he says softly.

That’s what breaks the last line in my head.

Because there is no version of this where I stay clean.

There never was.

I lift the sword.

Behind me, I hear movement.

Theo tensing.

Jumper stepping back slightly.

Egg going still.

Fymada’s breath catching.

Horace not moving at all.

Flame nodding once.

Wemmbu starting to grin, fighting hard to mask it.

Spoke leaning in slightly.

And I realize something really simple.

They’re not waiting for justice.

They’re waiting for me to become something.

Lettuce closes his eyes.

“Go on,” he says quietly. “King.”

That word again.

King.

And I swing.

YIPPE!! ive written torchflower reunion scene in this au too!1!1

Anon. Respectfully speaking.

WHO ARE YOU.

GIVE ME NAMES I WANNA CREDIT YOU THIS IS AMAZING I WANNA DRAW IT!!! PLEASE after I'm done with DOEG I WANNA DRAW THIS THIS IS—

THIS IS AMAZING 😭😭😭 YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY AND MAKE AN A03 ACCOUNT I INDEFINITELY WANNA READ MORE FROM YOU 😭😭😭

What the heck... This is amazing my fans are so amazing!!! Gosh *clap clap clap* SERIOUSLY I WANNA MAKE THIS AS A COMIC MAY I???

CREDITS WILL BE GIVEN I SWEAR—

*On the floor*

pls stop