So, funny story with all the Bernie memes going around: I missed the inauguration because I was learning tax software for my new job. At lunch yesterday, Brian showed me the picture of Bernie sitting with his mittens, and my brain (underneath multiple layers of learning tax software) vaguely thought something like “well, it’s a good thing the new President is keeping warm.” And, being mostly preoccupied with learning tax software, my brain has continued with that assumption, until this evening, when it finally clicked that our new President probably wasn’t sitting on a folding chair at his own inauguration.
So basically, I’ve been living in an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders was President for about a day and a half. I’d do an AMA, except honestly I don’t know if it was at all different—I’ve been too busy learning tax software. :p