Soul of Stupidity 2.2: How Dohko lost his groove and Aldebaran always had his, but no one ever noticed #Taurus Saint Appreciation Week
Aldebaran: I canât believe this cosmos! Why, it can belong to no other than Old Master Dohko!
A selfless Saint who dedicated over two hundred years guarding a waterfall to ensure that many generations could live in peace and harmony.
Aldebaran: Old Master Dohko! It is I, Saint Aldebaran of Taurus! Hurry, we must stop Greatest Eclipse!
Dohko: Oh that? Eh, no worries. Want to go drinking?
*Later
Aldebaran: Old Master, why arenât you even concerned about Hades trying to conquer the world again?
Dohko: Oh whatâs the worst that can happen?
Aldebaran: He killed nearly all of your friends in the last battle.
Dohko: Yeah, thatâs true and normally I would care, but as the wise ancient chinese phrase goes: Next Dimension bĂš mĂ i. CĂšjĂŹn Asgard zhÄngqÇ gèng duĹ de shĹurĂš.
Which Google translates to: Next Dimension Myth Cloths doesn't sell. Promote Asgard for more money instead.
Besides, who do you think people will buy more of? God Cloth Aiolos or Sagittarius Gestalt, you know, the one who was tricked into thinking he was half-horse?
Aldebaran: Alright, but even if you ignore the past, donât you think us coming back from the dead is very suspicious?Â
Aldebaranâs actual dialogue: We, the Gold Saints, perished in the Underworld, yet were revived here in Asgard. Itâs clearly at someoneâs will. Someone is playing with our lives here.
Dohko: Mysteriously revived by another deity? Oh come on, whatâs the worst that could happen.
*FLASHBACK
Saga: Weâre back bitches!
Dohko: Oh yeah⌠I forgot about that.
Aldebaranâs actual dialogue: Arenât you infuriated? We only work at Athenaâs will. And yet a Saint like you lounging in a place like this?
Dohko: But things are great over here! I can drink and fight and Iâve never felt as alive as I do now!
Aldebaran: But what about the others outside of Asgard?
Shunrei: Oh my goodness! What is wrong with the sun?
Shiryu: Where the hell am I?
Athena: Uggh, this sucks.
Dohko: Eh, theyâre all important characters. The plot armor will save them. You need to relax, big guy.Â
Aldebaran: But youâre acting very out of character!
Dohko: I know, but donât worry. This is the third Saint Seiya series I was in. As long as there is a villain thatâs a bigger dick than I, the viewers wonât notice.
Hercules: MWHA HA HA! COME OUT GOLD SAINTS! I am Hercules of Tanngsnir! I am here to kill you two and I am willing to hurt innocent women and little orphan children to do so!
Dohko: Jackpot!
Dohko: Alright big guy, youâre up!
Aldebaran: Me? But I canât fight! Athena doesnât allow personal battles.
Dohko: Look, I already fought a bunch of personal battles already and my armor didnât abandon me. Trust me, if you do this, itâs cool man.Â
Aldebaran: Fine, Iâll put on my Cloth, but because this is a personal battle, for the sake of Athenaâs honor, I will not fight.
Hercules: Ha! If you are just going to stand there, I will make you fight!
Aldebaran: By the Goddess! Heâs attacking the crowd! Dohko! Youâre in the stands with them! Stop standing around and use your light speed and rescue all of those people!
Dohko: Sorry big guy, but you have to prove to the audience that you are really powerful.
Aldebaran: I donât care about showing off! There are innocent orphan children there! If you are a true Saint, you know what to do.
Dohko: Okay fine. Since I am a Saint...
Dohko:...kids, if you outrun the nuclear blast, Iâll consider you worthy and you can come train with me on the five peaks of China.Â
Aldebaran: DOHKO!?!
Dohko: Iâm joking. I think the writers screwed up my character in this episode. But they got you down pretty well, big guy. Youâre a true and underrated Saint so show them your stuff for #Taurus Saint Appreciation Week.
Aldebaran: Thatâs right! GREAT HORN!!!!!
Hercules: Ahhhh, run away!!!!!
Aldebaran: Ah, finally, a battle where I donât get my ass kicked or lose to some metro-sexual flute player. Okay Dohko, where should we go next?
Dohko: Hmm, that tree looks pretty evil in the distance.Â
Aldebaran: Goddess, itâs like a mushroom cloud from a nuclear explosion!
Dohko: I agree. Hey Aldebaran, what are you thinking about?
Aldebaran: Itâs your character. I was reading the script and was thinking that maybe they switched you and Deathmaskâs plot lines.
Dohko: How so?
Aldebaran: Shouldnât Deathmask be the one who was fighting in an Arena, drinking all the time, not caring about Athena or anything due to losing his Cloth, while you would be the one caring for little orphans, playing cards and donating your winnings, and falling in love with a kind woman after missing out on that part of your life as a hermit for two hundred years?
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Being a truly Earth Sign, the Taurus is considered a workaholic sign. Usually, you may not find them steaming ahead at break-neck speed, but they are very loyal, dependable hard workers who are also very cooperative and you would love to have them in your team. They are very pragmatic and down to earth, and are unlikely to take off on flights of fancy. Thus, they can be real assets to any company they serve, or even if they create one of their own.
Though Bulls have a sharp business acumen, there also resides a latent artist deep within them. They can sometimes be a bit obstinate, which can lead people to under-value all the hard work that they put in. Besides, they have a real short temper, and when they blow their fuse, youâd better run for cover!
Recommended Jobs:
Banker, manager, real estate agent, photographer, filmmaker, interior designer, dancer, musician, art dealer, restaurant owner, makeup artist, singer.
Not Recommended:
Astrologically, the worst careers for Taurus are those where the amount of income is undecided or the flow unsteady. This includes careers like insurance sales, freelance journalistic assignments, freelance photography and similar ones.
If you want Taurus don't be demure or meek, be sweet then a little cool and then scold them on something. Do this in certain instances, and Taurus will try to win you over.
Being that Taurus astrology sign people are on the traditional side, you would think they like an old time kind of romance.
If you are too sweet and affectionate with them, it's too easy... and they will think of you as not being worth much.
Taurus people know the value of hard work... and you need to make it hard work.
Taurus astrology sign people may talk to a person who is an oddball or doesn't conform, but they prefer a person like them, a bit more traditional
Taurus Week day 6 is common negative traits of Taurus
Stubborn
Although easy going and respectful, the Taurus can be unbelievably stubborn and inflexible in their approach.
Self-indulgent
The Taurus are so goal-oriented that they often form a notion that the world revolves around them. Their self-indulgent streak makes them rude, and ignorant of othersâ emotions.
Lazy
While they are patient, they are also lazy, especially when ordered to do something. The Taurus will not move a muscle till they are motivated to get up and work.
Materialistic
In their bid to secure their future and maintain a certain image in the society, the Taurus tend to become materialistic.
Possessive
Possessiveness, which often translates into jealousy and resentment, is one major negative trait in the Taurus-born. Many a times their possessiveness even costs them genuine relationships.
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Generous: The Taurus will readily lend a helping hand to the family, friends and the needy even if it means that they would have to endure hardship or loss.
Dependable:Â You can count on the Taurus, they will not leave you disappointed. Their dependability makes them excellent employees and friends.
Grounded:Â These reliable and sensible souls are quite down to earth, polite and pleasant personalities. Success rarely goes to their heads.
Patient:Â Patience is a virtue and the Taurus posses it aplenty. They believe in doing the job right rather than being the first one to do the job.
Independent:Â Financially and emotionally, the Taurus prefer to be independent and strong so that they donât have to look for support when life throws lemons at them.
Persistent:Â Once they set their eyes on something, the Taurus will persistently put in all the efforts to get it. Failures and setbacks rarely dampen their spirits.
With Taurus rising, you are likely to take a slow and steady approach to life. You will most likely prefer to deal with things in a methodical, careful and systematic way. Your approach could be considered both pragmatic and realistic. This sign is not known for its love of change, and with Taurus on the Ascendant, you may tend to avoid trying the new and untested until you absolutely must. With Taurus Rising, life is best approached as a series of steps to be taken one by one, with plenty of rests along the way.
There is often a tendency to be quite fixed in values, either material values (about possessions), or emotional values (the things that one holds dear). You might be very fixed about you believe you need to own, and what you believe you need to do to get it. Or you may be very fixed about the ways that you feel something should be done, and what the correct protocol should be.
Coupled with this, there may also be a tendency toward laziness or indolence, so that as long as your meadow is full of lush grass you are concerned with little else around you. Usually, Taurus rising prefers an easy, and at times plodding, approach to life. This can be problematic when your preferred pace does not really match the situation at hand, or when those you share your life with need you to react with more urgency.
Taurus Week day 3 is Taurus in the Moon placementÂ
With the Moon in the sign of Taurus, you are likely to have an innate need for security and comfort. Taurus is an Earth sign, and so pertains to the tangible, material aspects of life. You are likely to find that you relate easily to the physical plane, and find much comfort in what you can see, hear, smell, touch and taste. Taurus is also a Fixed sign, implying constancy, patience and perseverance. This suggests that you will by drawn to circumstances which are predictable, concrete and well-established. Preferring to know the ground upon which you stand, you are likely to seek the comfort of tangible outcomes, as well as the security of knowing what can or cannot be maintained.
In essence, it is usually quite fortunate to be born when the Moon is in this sign. Here, the lunar energies are particularly strong, owing to the special connection between the Moon and Taurus. Astrologers describe the Moon as âexaltedâ in Taurus, which means the lunar qualities of fecundity, nurturing, sustenance and fertility are most easily expressed. If you are born with the Moon here, you have a greater opportunity to be in touch with your fundamental needs, together with the practicality to know how to achieve them.