#tattoo fail

Cousin A: I got a tattoo!

Mum: Oh? What is it?

Aunt A: *Grinning sadistically* Just breath.

Mum: What?

Cousin A: *sighing like this has happened several times already* Just. Breathe. They forgot the E and I have to go back.

The entire family: *proceeds to tease Cousin A about the spelling mistake in her tattoo for the rest of the day*

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Cousin B: *has taken off his beanie to put on a red Christmas Cracker crown*

Aunt A: Well, now we know why he never takes his hat off. He looks like Lord Farquaad underneath.

The family: *eyes widen around the table as they stare at Cousin B and realise that Aunt A is right.*

Uncle A: *Is laughing so hard be begins crying.*

Cousin A: Just breath, Dad. Just breath.

*(this does not at all help the laughter situation)*

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Cousin A to 94-year-old Nan: You've uh... spilt some dinner.

Nan: *Stares at her shirt for a long moment in defeat*

Nan: *wipes it off*

Nan: *shrugs* What's new? *continues happily digging into the Christmas pudding.*

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Uncle A: *Teases Cousin A about her tattoo for the 47th time that day*

Cousin A: You guys are horrible to me!

Me: Yeah, well at least your family didn't tell you you look like Lord Farquaad from Shrek.

You get what you pay for! ~ Lion King Edition 1: ben_ochoa (left) and amyturtletattoo (right) 2: michelabottin (left) and unknown (right) 3: ben_ochoa (left) and harlequinn_ink (right)

The blue and green centers aren’t next to each other, what even is this.

The blue|red centerpiece is on there twice. All pieces are only in there once. Also incorrect.

Red and orange centers next to each other, yet again... (if that’s even red? I think there’s 2 orange centers in this one??) The blue|green centerpiece is on there, but since those colors are opposites on the cube, a piece with both of those colors doesn’t exist.

Blue and green centers, do I even have to say it anymore? And then there’s the white|yellow|blue cornerpiece. White and yellow are opposites, so just like with the former centerpiece, they cannot be on the same cornerpiece either. (There are ‘impossible’ cornerpieces in nearly every one of these examples)