#taskparalysis

📔 The Forbidden Truth: A Short Tragedy in Three Panels 😭

I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now. 💀

We’ve all been there: scouring the internet for "productivity hacks," buying 5 new planners, and watching 3-hour video essays on "how to stop procrastinating"—only for the solution to be the one thing we’re trying to avoid.

It turns out the secret to not stressing about tasks is... actually doing the tasks? Unsubscribe. I’d like to speak to the manager of reality, please.

A chairde, I would like to present for your amusement & edification, An Argument Within My Brain. *************************************** Ahhh crap, I tore my seál. Tried to pick it up off the sofa & didn't realize the offspring was sitting on it. Ugggghhhh. Okay, nbd, I have the threadcrafting skills to repair this, and I'm cold without it, so let's hop right on that.

MATCH THREAD

Okay, which side, this bitch is two-toned.

… NO TONE. ONLY MATCH.

What about contrasting thread.

… ACCEPTABLE.

What color, we literally have every possible color of embroidery floss.

NO COLOR, ONLY FIX. MATCH THREAD.

sigh *Kill Task* *Limit Color Selection* *Pick Pretty. Result: Lavender* Here is your thread. Put it on a FINISHING NEEDLE, yes, that one right there, and mend the gorram seál.