#taskforce nonsense

Like I need an AU where (The taskforce in general) is just a bunch of college students (Price can be a professor but one of the cool ones who eats lunch with his students)

Y/N (and me bc I said so) are also college students and we meet everyone in class or orientation and it’s just neat and fun.

Y’all want me to head this up? Gimmie ideas below for majors/minors bc I’m kinda lost.

I got called an OSHA Violation at work and since I’ve branded myself the Johnny MacTavish of my work place, I thought of this little thing.

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• Working in a typical 9-5 with Johnny is either super fun or absolutely fucking miserable. He’s wired 90% of the time and absolutely feral.

• Talks your head off about nonsense until the manager/s (AKA: Price & Laswell) tell him “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean.” 🧼

•They beg him to work the registers because he’s a “people person”, but when he’s back in the stockroom…well, he’s nothing short of a nightmare.

•zero concept of personal space and knows no dangers.

•Held a box cutter up to his face obliviously because he had to wipe his nose.

•Crawled underneath a conveyer belt WHILE boxes were being pushed down it because he didn’t like the side he was standing on.

• Throw boxes like their shot-put balls (or whatever their called). Doesn’t matter if the boxes are stocked up higher and taller than he is, he’s still gonna throw them.

•SHOWS OFF

•Takes his shirt off when doing truck, doesn’t matter if it’s 0°F back in the stockroom, does it anyway.

•Everyone except Johnny wears headphones because he loves to talk and sing to the horrible retail music. Dances too. Has no shame.

•Steals people’s food and snacks even if their names are on it. (I have a Drabble of this!)

• Always has a Redbull or coffee even though he doesn’t need it? People have to force him to drink water.

•Spends his breaks gossiping with Kyle ❤️ (Sometimes Simon, if he’ll listen)

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A/N: I hope y’all liked that! And feel free to add more or ask about how the others would be in a typical 9-5! I think these are fun to write and yes, I have branded everyone as their own CoD character & trust me when I say this, I am definitely Soap at work. I have many more fun stories and ideas too ❤️ love you guys!