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Tasertricks Secret Santa and Secret Elf information and sign up
I know this is pretty early but I want to make sure everyone gets a chance to sign up!
I did this last year and it worked out relatively well, with some hiccups. Secret Santas are your standard, make/write/etc a gift, receive a gift. But not everyone is up to making gifts, for whatever reason and THATâS OKAY! 8DÂ
The options:
Secret Santa:
You will be assigned a Tasertot to make a gift for and (optionally/recommended) even send nice, anonymous messages to them. Please make sure to keep yourselves anonymous or that defeats the purpose of this! You can also ask your Tasertot if they have any further preferences, maybe youâre unsure whether they like something and wish to make sure as itâs not answered on their sign up. Also make sure to sign âfrom your Tasertot Santaâ or something to identify that youâre their Santa. Make sure you make your blog open to anon asks!
The types of presents you can give/receive:
Fanfiction. (Short story, drabbles, longer fic, lyrics.*)
Fan art.
Graphics.
Videos.
Physical gift.**
Other? Feel free to specify! Iâve just listed what came to mind.
*Please specify if youâre open/can do all or some.
**This will depend entirely on whether people are open to sharing their address and receiving something!
Secret Elf:
Santaâs little Elves are, for whatever reason, unable to take part in the gift exchange and thus, instead, have the wonderful job of spreading Christmas joy! Send your Tasertot messages of joy, motivation, kindness, whatever! Heck, if you can, send them cute little imagines of Tasertricks. Like, âImagine Darcy taking Loki to Disneyland and showing him his first theme park.â  Maybe it will bring out a cute little discourse between you, discussing these wonderful ideas. Of course, it must be kept anonymous on the Secret Elfâs part! Make sure you make your blog open to anon asks!
Thereâs also the scenario that you might see a Secret Santa trying to come up with ideas for their gift. Maybe you could go along there and help them! Give them inspiration.Â
Santas and Elves:
You each get your own Tasertot, to gift or send messages to. However, youâre not restricted to sending messages to just that Tot, youâre more than welcome to go and spread joy to anyone. Make sure not to tell anyone who your secret Tasertot is!
The sign up form:
Iâve kept the liked/disliked themes in for Elves too, because maybe there are certain things they donât wish to see in their ask boxes!
URL/Name: Url and name/alias here.
Santa/Elf?: Which one do YOU want to be? Remember that Santas give/receive gifts, Elves give/receive messages (though Santas can send messages too).
Speciality: What YOU can do. Can you write (specify the type, eg. Longer fic, short fic, lyrics, drabbles, etc), draw, something else? Please name ALL the ones you can and are willing to do! Â N/A if youâre an Elf!
Preferred gift type: What would you want for your gift? Please specify all possible wants. Fanfiction (specific type ie. Longer, shorter, drabbles, lyrics), fanart, videos, etc. Â N/A if youâre an Elf!
Liked themes: Just write here themes and things you like. Things like if you like certain kinds of AUs, clichĂŠs, angst/fluff, whatever. Do you mind smut? For Elves: there may be a chance that your Elf will send you imagines or something, if there is something youâd like to say here, here is the place. If not, N/A it! Â
Undesirable: Letâs face it, there are things we see in fics we donât like. This is here to reduce that, hopefully! Background pairings you dislike? Themes you dislike? AUs you donât like? Basically anything you donât wanna see. For Elves: there may be a chance that your Elf will send you imagines or something, if there is something youâd like to say here, here is the place. If not, N/A it! Â
Open to physical gift: Yes/no. (If you say yes, this will mean giving your home address to your Santa for them to send a gift.Â
Open to creating an emergency gift: Yes/no. (I am hoping this one wonât be necessary, but sometimes we end up with people not coming through for their receiver and if anyoneâs open to stepping in and giving them a gift instead despite not receiving another gift themselves, then please put yes here!)
Anything else? If thereâs anything else you want to add, here you go!
Also note that if we do get anyone interested in sending a physical gift, the gifter will reveal themselves on the deadline of the revelations/gift giving and they will ask you for your address then.Â
Sign up deadline: 2nd December, 2017.
On the 3rd December I will sort out the pairs and get you your tasertots asap!
 If I do end up having any technical problems or otherwise, I will keep you informed! The gifting deadline will probably be on the 1st January like last year.Â
I really hope we donât need to have anyone making an emergency gift; I actually canât remember if everyone got their gifts last year, but Iâm putting that option in just in case.
All things to do with this will and need to be tagged #TTSS17.Â
8D
Preferably submit your applications to my ask box rather than an ask as asks donât like paragraph breaks (I think?). Make sure your ask boxes are open to people outside your follower lists and anon is switched on. Oh and submit is switched on.
I think thatâs it!
LEFTY!!!! Darcy is coming back! Time to start carrying potatoes again. I refuse to give up hope that tasertricks can still happen. Love ya lady, hope you are doing ok
ITâS MUTHAFUCKING TATER TIME!!!!
Jane's character will not be in Ragnarok
and there's lots of speculation about who Tessa Thompson will play, as it's already been revealed she will play Thor's love interest. And I'm just over here crying because no Jane almost certainly means no Darcy and now tasertricks will never be canon... Tasertots support group meeting??
Happy Galentineâs Day to all the ladies!
Especially to the following sweet potatoes, bless you all <3 @atthemomentofsurrender @gyoroandururun @usedkarma @pastatheory @a-flickering-soul @infinitrinx @sweetsigyn @whyndancer @mischiefgoddesscomplex @concavepatterns @leftylain @friggassons @soothsayerstale @anniemar @misscintilla @the-sassy-mime @squirrelstone @qmeup @dontletthemgrindyoudown @darcysbeanie @catatomical @silverrumrunner @yynneessmonsÂ

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Jimmy Kimmel jokingly gave One Direction a potato as a new member of their band and they posted it on instagram. Naturally, it has 50k likes.
Tasertots, we ride at dawn.
OH MY GOD THAT SOUNDS AMAZING OHHHH MY GOD